PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

I'm missing a witch.

Brunette, snappy attitude, goes by Caryn.

Anyone seen her recently?

How to temporarily amuse the God of War:

Take a city full of people, somehow feed them truth serum and give them free access to this invention called the internet!! Then let them go!!

Having been holed up in a hotel room for most of my stay here so far, I need something fun to do.

The problem I run into is this, I'm not too familiar with this town. So, suggestions?
Honestly. Who do I have to kill to have fun?

How delightful is to awake and read redundant messages speaking about the obvious. None of them detailed of how precisely the sun was missing in the first place and the possible reasons for its return. Frankly, I doubt this event was a natural phenomenon to take its miraculous come back in awe. On the bright side, I suppose the weather slightly improved, at the very least. Although I am English, the continuous rain was becoming quite unnerving.

Bringing up days old topic to make this post worthwhile of my time: What are your feelings toward vampires? In addition to inquire about the whereabouts of the authorities in this Godforsaken city. Were they already devoured?

MONSTERS! THERE ARE MONSTERS HERE!

This is unbelievable absurd! I refuse to partake in whichever game is being played here.

I need a location, a reason of why I was brought here without my expressed authorisation and a ticket for the next flight to England as soon as possible.

So..

Am I the only one who has noticed vampire's protective thing? Specifically my vampire. He also makes a good pillow..

And..well, that is all.

[Screened to Angel and Aubrey]
Angel? I have a small request to make. Okay, it's not exactly small by any means.

If you hadn't noticed, I'm not around right now. I've been with my friend, Aubrey. (Say hi, Aubrey)

I was wondering if he could come to stay with us at the Hyperion? He won't hurt anyone unless they hurt him first. Oh..um..did I mention that he's a two thousand year old vampire from my world? Yeaaah, I guess that would be kind of important..

Anyways, can he?

[Screened to Angel and Aubrey]

So how about that storm?

Well, that was just brilliant, wasn't it? Absolutely fucking brilliant. Role call anyone? Who made it out alive and mostly uninjured? (At least uninjured in the sense that I can actually heal you.)

[Private to Aubrey]
I made it out alive and mostly uninjured. I have a few bruises on my ribs, but I'll be fine. I can't tell you where I'm at right now, not until I get permission from the people in charge so when I do, I'll let you know, okay?
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[Private to Scout]
I know you're the person currently in charge..so I have a question. I have a..friend who will want to see how I am doing. He won't harm anyone unless they first try to harm him, is it all right if I let him know where we are so he can come by?
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In trying to get to Ramsa, I seem to have found myself clear across the country. Anyone care to enlighten me on how I ended up here?