PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

[Filtered to all Jedi and Associates]

I think it's time we all met. It seems to me that we are fractured and this cannot continue. We may be from different points in time, but we are from the same galaxy and as such should be united. We need to resolve these issues between us or they will consume us all.

Jacen I want to see you especially.

[Filtered to Padme]

I confess to some nervousness at meeting you. I don't know if you know who I am, but I am Mara Jade Skywalker, your son's wife. I'd be honored if we could meet, perhaps before meeting with the others to allow us the chance to get to know one another.

Hi guys... I'm um, kind of homeless again so if anyone has a spare couch I can crash on for a couple of days that would be really kick-ass of you.

Also... I kind of need a job. So.... that too. Couch or job. Or food. Food's good too.

Okay. So I've recently learned about the comic book thing.

Is there anything that you readers might be able to tell me about this Superman-Prime?

Anyone who has information on the whereabouts of Cordelia Chase needs to come forward now.

I have to get her back.

Well, that was a complete waste of my time.

In regards to the two who instigated that little storm? I applaud you. The chaos was rather interesting to watch as it unfolded, not to mention amusing.

If I told you I personally knew Superman, you would say what?

And on another note, I'm looking for someone, tall, dark haired, often seen wearing a red jacket, or flannel, goes by Clark. If someone could please tell me where he is, I'd be in your debt. Having to look for him every time I end up somewhere new is getting kind of annoying, fast. I've heard he's supposed to be around here somewhere.

This rain makes me want to write angsty poetry.

The hippogriff was sad
Because his Mum and Dad
Had gone to the fair
Without a care
For his unwashed hair
And so he glared
And went to the fair
To demand that the ticket bloke
Washed his hair
But not even the minimum waged ticked bloke
Would wash his hair
So he gave up and jumped off a bridge
And killed himself
Even though in reality he could have just gone
And bought himself some shampoo

Wow. That's legendary. I'm going to hang it on my wall.