The hippogriff was sad Because his Mum and Dad Had gone to the fair Without a care For his unwashed hair And so he glared And went to the fair To demand that the ticket bloke Washed his hair But not even the minimum waged ticked bloke Would wash his hair So he gave up and jumped off a bridge And killed himself Even though in reality he could have just gone And bought himself some shampoo
Wow. That's legendary. I'm going to hang it on my wall.