PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

Why am I here?

Okay, right. Somebody mind explaining how a guy manages to get from Washington D.C to Los Angeles within the span of a night?

So, uh.

Anyone know how to get demon guts out of denim? That shade of orange on blue isn't a good look.

Well, well, well~

Now this new location was certainly an unexpected surprise. I think I got the gist by the helpful passersby who were more than willing to offer me a hand. If I'm missing out anything, point it out:

✖ This is "Los Angeles, United States, May of 2005."
✖ There is no known way out.
✖ There is no "why" or "how" we're here, we just are. Shouldn't we be honored, hmm?~
✖ Those creatures with long teeth and unaesthetic facial features are vampires.
✖ They are fine if we call them vampires. Mmmmm~~ How refreshing.
✖ Nobody knows what "Lost Technology" is.

God, this place is so boring. You'd think with endless demons to fight, it would be fun, but of course it's not because fate is a whore. That and demons get really boring after a while, or they get scared of you and don't put up a fight. That's not fun either.

So who wants to do something (something that isn't chess - no offense to whoever likes chess)?

God, I hate you all.

This city really has me on edge. I need to let off some steam.

Anyone up for a good fight? I don't care if you're a vampire, demon, human, or anything that may be in between. Points if you propose a fight to the death those are so much more fun!

Oh and don't worry about hurting me. I'm not as defensless as I look. And pain is fun!

Hmm, should I mention that I can't really die? No, what fun would that be?!

I'd love for this party idea to be tonight if possible. No rush buuuut for the next seven days if... I'm good lucky, I'll be somewhat busy in a project with Mona and Doyle. But I'll rest on Sunday. Sunday sounds like a promising date to set it?

[Lucifer]

Mm, did you talk to this son I told you about, Lucifer? I'm curious if I need to get ready for a family reunion soon. It would be nice to have a relative who knows how this is like. I'll start the Yahweh Dance Redux tomorrow and I don't want to miss out anything important.

...pocket worlds can be of a portable size, right?

[Hyperion]

Sorry, but starting tomorrow until Sunday, I'd be unreachable. I'll be in my room or in the Lux and don't want to be interrupted. I sort of... need to do this.

What does a bloke have to do in order to have some fun around here?

God, I'm bored.

Anybody want to have a party? I can bring the booze.

Points if a fight erupts.

A question, please humour me and tell me in your opinion: What is the hardest thing to do?

Thanks. That's all.

[Lucifer]

I don't have to explain you what I'll do with the hedgehogs, do I? You must have guessed what the Plan is.

Any idea in how Wonder Woman knows me? Forget it.

So... I just realized that I've been watching TV for the last 40 hours straight. Anybody wanna go do something?

Obviously there is no point in asking why I ended up here, or how I'll get back. Not that I really care.

So, what do you do for fun around here?

Oh, and if any of you see a hand-less man wandering about town. Ask him if he's learned his lesson would you? Surprising how slow some people can be.