PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

PTB, you seriously suck, you know that? Can't this city catch a break for five minutes? What the hell were you thinking making me the Slayer? Of all your crappy decisions, that one ranks pretty highly. I am so not the person for this.

But I guess you made that choice anyway so now I've got to suck it up and deal and do my damn job huh?

I hate you, for the record.

Ok, things are pretty much chaos at the moment, so I'm thinking we need a roll call of the resident psychos who need a serious ass kicking.

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Wayne. He's my DAD? I

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I
but my dad is dead

[Barbara and Bruce]
How is he?

I ran into Talia.
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[Terry]
You're alive. How are you?
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[Faith and Kennedy] [ooc: as Batgirl]
I know things are stressful for you. But you asked me to help. So, if there's anything I can do at all, please let me know.
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[Filtered to JLA]

So, how are things on the Save Terry front? I have other news. A few nights ago, I ran into General Zod. I probably should have run or called backup right away. That was a mistake on my part. We fought. It was a very dangerous battle, he got in the most strikes.. and, I need to replace a few broken windows and lightposts, as well as a car. I clearly need more training than what I know so far. I'd be willing to learn from anyone that can teach.

I had to stop him or try to. He threatened to go after all of you. After Kara, Bart, Raya, and then humans. I had managed to draw him away from traffic and toward the beach, to the ocean. Figured it would be less casualties that way. But something unexpected happened. You know those Lazarus Pits, the ones everyone is concerned about? Well... let's just say he took a dip. I'm not completely sure how it affected him. I know he had not demanded any kneeling or made threats.. not even a dirty remark about my mother.

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[Filtered to Lana Lang]

Hey, how are you? Feeling better today? How is Bart? I went up against Zod last week. Don't worry, I'm fine now. Not so sure about him. I don't think he'll be trying to cause you or your friends any problems from now on. He took an unexpected swim in those special Pits.

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[Filtered to Sam Winchester]

Hypothetical question. Or maybe not. But... did you take a swim in one of those pits? How's that working out so far? Any long or short term side affects at all? See, someone I know took an unplanned plunge into it during our fight. He's had control issues, insanity, and not all right upstairs. Just curious to how it affects someone like that, if it really cures them.

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[Filtered to Raya]

I love you. Just wanted to tell you that today. If I already have.. well, it needed repeating. ;)

Checking these boards was probably a bad idea today.

The Joker's been quiet. That's a good thing.

What are we doing about Isobel? Because I'd really like to have Lois back to herself as soon as possible. It's creeping me out.

[ooc: posted as clark.]

So...

gonna tell me ab


I washed the Tumbler.

Has anybody seen Cheese? He's short and yellow and he has a big head and he does weird stuff and he looks like this:



He snuck out a couple of hours ago and now I can't find him. Me and Bloo and Wilt are gonna go look for him and if anyone sees him, Jackie Khones and Eduardo and Coco will be here. Oh man, I hope he didn't get eaten by a monster.

I've been watching night and infra-red vision recordings for about forty-eight hours now. Still no sign of the clown and I think my eyes are about ready to shrivel up and fall out.

Been thinking about a trap to lure him out, but that never ends well and without Arkham after checking all of the usual places I'm at a loss of what a home base would be. Most likely he's not using one...

[As Oracle]

[Bruce and Terry]
"A visit to the Brentwood School reveals students who are engaged in their studies and investing themselves in the life of the school through participating in athletics, performing arts, and a multitude of interesting extra-curricular activities. It is immediately apparent that Brentwood School students are devoted to their school. The sense of community at Brentwood is also palpable. Parents are deeply committed to the school and give generously of their time and resources."

No uniforms involved, but gee, Bruce, this sounds wonderful. Don't you think so, Terry? This is the only fun or distraction I've had all week.

[Kara]
How're you doing? Obviously I saw what happened last night. Focus, alright? And remember it's okay to step away from the computer, even if some of us don't. Your loyalty's one of your strengths, but it looks like it's one of theirs too. It's to be expected when it comes to family... anyone's family.

1 hour and 40 minutes. That's a sticky pancake. Yeah guy with the pancakes you tempted me. Wayne? Don't go in the kitchen right now. unless you want a pancake on your head I made pancakes. Or rather, the ceiling had pancakes.


Edit: something else I just thought about. Theirs always specials on pancakes, but none on waffles. I wonder if the ceiling trick works as good with them.

( America, I give you our president. )

Aside from that. I gave that whole pancake on the ceiling thing a try. GENIUS, FRED.

What the hell is wrong with me? What, I get old and my brain cells go? I’m an old idiot in his creepy mansion, living with my dog (and I hate dogs) and offering up some kid my former gig so that he can run around fighting crime until he gets himself killed? Well, I guess it’s good to know that I suffer from dementia in the future. Pathetic. I’m pathetic. I wouldn’t be surprised if Gotham is worse for him than it was for me.

And what do I have to show for

I end up all alo

This is ridiculous. It's got to be the old man's fault I'm back, I told Wayne I was grounded and this happens? coincidence, doubtful. Mom grounded me for a century when I got back home the first time. I wonder what she'll do this time.I don't think I wanna know Unshway mega unshway. Think she'll believe "It's not my fault I ended up in a parallel universe fighting evil, and kicking vampire butt? Nah. I hardly believe it. I'd ground me too.

Superman or Batman? I say both.

[Peter]
I need to build servers for that system we were talking about.

[Mom]
Hi!

oh man..my head kills. ...but I do remember now where the car is. Whatever was in that stuff was strong. Everything's starting to come back now..more and more vividly. Even the parts I don't want to remember.

[filtered to Nathan Petrelli]

Thanks for taking care of it. How'd it feel flying it? The car.

...So I know I was out of it when I landed on the roof? But seriously I know it's got a schway cloaking device but I should be able to find it when it turns off. Where is the car? the nightmares are crystal clear.

Meet me on the roof. If you're ready for your first flying lesson? I'll be there shortly..Max probably locked me out of controls if she feels the suit in it, so it'll be all you. I'll just be there for ground control.

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What the hell?

Everything hurts, last night was..all a blurr. Damnit and now he's gone. I can't believe this. I can't even remember..the needle, he put something in me. Damn, the JLA meeting. I was trying to make it, really. I feel strange.

[Max]
Can you run a scan on me?

[backdated to This]

I've returned from my mission. I tried contacting everyone on the communicators but only Oliver responded. Bart, Kara, Clark, please check in so that we know you are safe. I can see we have much to discuss.

I've really missed you all


(OOC: this is open to both Clarks, Terry, Max, and Barbara, since Diana programmed the filter long ago in case any of them showed up.)

Ugh. I'm never drinking again. Don't even remember coming home back from the bar.

I was hoping to look on the boards and see that I have at least some sense, but I don't. Sorry, Bart, didn't mean to give you that much information. Sorry for calling you a bitch, Sam, and anything else I might have said god I have a bad feeling about this, and thanks for picking me up.

Jack, I know we still have to talk about that...thing...but it's going to have to be later. However much later it takes for my head to quit feeling like it was cracked open like a dinozord egg.

Going back to sleep now.

L.A.'s Pretty active at night, I didn't realize places like this were just as bad as Gotham come nightfall. Already ran into a fire-pulled out a family stuck on the top floor, two different robberies in one night, and vampires. Yeah, real vampires. Like the ones I used to watch on the Vids. Whats up with that? Clark, how goes the hunting? Any luck on finding a cozy cave or hidey spot?

I feel blond. I didn't realize until now what year it was. That it wasn't 2023. That means dad is still alive. Maybe I can stop the Jokerz before they..kill him that I can stop it from ever happening...

[Filtered to Max ]
Any noise on the vids I should look into? If not I'll call it a night and swing by your Hyperion...

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What just happened? Bruce? can you hear me? ... This isn't Gotham City anymore. This doesn't even look like..That isn't possible. So much for being back by six for dinner. If I wasn't in solitary before I'm gonna be now. This is so un-schway.