PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

Poll #2954 A Guy Thing or a Sam Thing?
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There was a recent discussion in which I, Sam Winchester, stated that I would not mind seeing Heather naked during our wedding. Now while it might be awkward for her to be without clothing in front of other people, the fact that she mentioned nudity in any manner of course sparked an agreeable reaction out of me all the same. In any males case, where their partner or someone that they're attracted to talks about themselves in the nude, is it really all that unlikely that they would respond in an agreeable manner or is it just because I'm weird? Because Heather seems to think that it's just me, in which case I believe that it's a perfectly normal reaction for any male in general. What do you think?

To those of you staying at Isis, especially those of you who've arrived in the last month, I apologize for not being very available. Not only is December a busy month overall, but this city has a way of throwing the most insane things at you. The problem is every one is more random than the last, so it's difficult to get used to.

Also, I've been considering throwing another party, this time for Valentine's Day. For those of you not familiar with this holiday, please click here. I still have plenty of time to plan, I just need to know how many of you would be interested in coming. It will be much like the last, with food and live music and there will some kind of charitable donation collected at the door. If it sounds like something you would enjoy, please let me know.

[Filtered to Weir Residents]
I was referred to all of you by Sam Winchester, for help with issues of security. I'll admit I'm a little hesitant, as I haven't had the best experiences when it comes to magic, but I trust Sam's judgment.

As I was saying, I'd love to leave this party open to anyone who would like to attend, but there seems to be a reoccurring issue with attacks on my family and the destruction of my property. I was wondering if any of you could do anything to help, just something temporary in place that prevents violence, excepting the training room. I don't want anything permanent, maybe something that lasts from a week prior to the day after?

[Adult Weir Residents]
There's also a certain privacy matter. My current house guest has a genetic ability to pass through solid objects. I don't mind him walking through most walls, but there are just certain rooms I'd like to keep him out of, particularly the master bedroom. Is there a way you could help with that?

Happy New Year's, L.A.

I hope you all have a great year and that you get to do everything you wish for.

Well, that was... interesting, to say the least.

It was a blessing to forget some things, even if just for a little while. Other things... I would have hoped I would never forget.

[Cathy]
Did you get a chance to think on my suggestion?

...

If I ever get my hands on the person who did that, I swear I'm dropping you on one of the moons of Mars. And that isn't the least bit sarcastic. Not funny.

I thought I could go home. I thought I had a family waiting for me.

I am never eating candy again.

Ever.

Love is like stichglass, has anybody noticed?

You and you, let's have a picnic day this New Year's Eve. Maybe we can try and pretend we are a normal family.

Mm...I don't know what will happen to your reputation pft if you continue taking candy from mentally regressed adults, uncle.

What the hell? Why am I being bossed around by some random guy who claims he's my editor? Where the hell is Perry? I'm Lois Lane, damn it! I am not some stupid secretary. I'm not anyone's bitch. I'm an investigative reporter in training, damn it!

Who owns this building now? It's not Lex Luthor, is it? I need to talk to someone about this. Stat.


[ooc: The cat. She is out of the bag. lol]

Welcome to my world.

Don-El if this is your idea of a joke it is SO NOT FUNNY. Mother's going to kill you if she finds out you sent me to Earth!

OH WOW! I can put my hand through the wall!

Nobody told me the yellow sun made things THIS AWESOME. I bet I can bench press a building! I so have to try that. I have to go find the biggest one.

[Italics are in Kryptonian. She now thinks she's about nine years old, and her memories last shortly before she had to leave Krypton

[ooc: yes Heather, you're "the scary girl" XD]

Sammy called me Gay. I don't know what it is but I'm not. At least I'm not a Gigantor like him.

DEAN, DEAN, DEAN.

THERE'S GIRL UNDERWEAR IN MY ROOM OHMYGOD.

[ooc: You'll see. That's all I will say.]

There are a lot of people out there who could use food, shelter, and clothing.

I was wondering if anyone out there wanted to help contribute? Even if it comes down to clothes that you don't wear anymore or a few cans of food that you think you can spare. Every last bit can and most certainly will help.

If so, feel free to drop by our site. My friend Clark is collecting everything over at the Daily Press [address]. He'll gladly take any donations you have to offer. They'll be given to people who could really use some help right now. I'm sure they'd appreciate it.

[ooc: Posted as Superman, not Clark. Yay for secret identities?]

This place is slowly starting to feel like home again.

There are strange robberies going on; the Press is trying to dig into the story, but the police have no leads. I know that a lot of you that hang around these boards hear all kinds of things, so I was wondering if maybe you've heard anything? They're calling them the 'Ghost Robberies' on account of someone being capable of slipping in and out of the places they've hit without leaving any sign of entry. It's mostly been clothing; so...it's, what, theft by the rabid shopaholic? I'm not sure.

Any information on the matter would be greatly appreciated. So far, I'm empty handed. And clueless, for that matter.

Apparently I've gained a son since I last checked because I've got a mug that says #1 Mom now.

I think I might keep the tree up until New Years. It seems too nice to take down just yet.

[Oliver Queen]
I heard through the grapevine you're dating a Power Ranger?

So.

Thanks. For the stuff, everyone. And...the day. I guess.

We should have Egg Nog. Maybe it is better here.

Egg nog. I used to hate it.

( I don't want to think about God. I don't want to think about plagues of frogs and flies and smiting and all that. Just let me listen to this over and over until New Year's. )

[ooc: Which would be Bart Allen, Linda Lang/Kara Zor-El and Jack Landors for those of you who don't know/are too tired from holiday hijinx.]

I'm going to start putting the presents under the tree. Opening comes on Christmas Eve after dinner (meaning don't make plans), so NO PEAKING! This means you, Bart. And possibly Jack as well. I mean it, no peaking. I'm trying to enjoy this holiday, despite my former fiancé.

Being possessed. How many of you out there think you can actually handle something like that?

[Ruby]
This is ridiculous.

Look...if you're not Lois, I can accept that. But if you are...I got you something. For Christmas, I mean. If you want it, just drop by.

Having a frog smack into your face while flying is now on the top ten grossest things that's ever happened to me. I don't know why, but this one was slimy, and now there's a really nasty smell that I can't get rid of. It's a good thing I wasn't talking to anyone.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but the last time this happened on Earth, didn't someone really piss Her off? At least, that's what your religion tells me. Someone should just apologize now and save everyone from having to adopt new frog pets.

I still hate France. Even when you run into somebody who is perfectly capable of speaking English, they still insist on being a snob by talking to you only in French. And even though I speak French, that’s not the point. The best things are not found in Paris. That’s the point. I think.

And also, the French are gross with their eating of snails and their stupid snail farms and the snail eggs that they think will be the new caviar when it clearly won't be.

[Filtered to younger! Clark Kent]
You can leave temporarily, right?

[ooc: Blame Briege. She is an enabler. And this.]


It's going to be awfully hard to find a virgin in Los Angeles. Not to mention one who actually wants to be pregnant. Not that it matters what they want

Save me the trouble and list yourselves here.

I'm thinking of getting a pet. I mean if that's okay with you Lana.

( a quiz..sorta )

I hate him. I hope someone poisons his fucking brandy.

[ooc: This is post-Lexmas-watching Lana. Enjoy the venom. Oh! And Lex's brandy was poisoned in the Season 3 finale, Covenant! Of course I doubt Lana knows that.]

Almost a whole day later, and I'm still trying to think of a way to describe what it's like to have sex with Sam when he's drunk off his ass.

[OOC: Because picking on Sam makes her life. xDD]

I think I'm all moved in now to the mansion but I never though I'd be living in one it's kind of strange I don't really know what to do anymore, but I'm still here. So if you need me I'll be here [address] it's still awkward I still feel like I'm in that guest mode so um..Lana, Bart..If you want me to do something I guess just tell me?

It's her, Clark. It's Lois, I'm sure of it. I know there are sometimes face doubles that show up. I mean, obviously, because there's a blonde girl named Chloe where I come from who looks like her. But it's her, it's too much of a coincidence to be just that. She even has a job at The Daily Press. As a secretary, but still.

I tried to call her on it, but she just denied it. I'm afraid if I keep pushing, she'll start ignoring me, so I'm trying to play along. It's frustrating. I don't know what to do but keep her talking and hope maybe she'll stop this.

I need somewhere to stay, and it looks like most of the apartments in this town are taken. Any suggestions?

I'm engaged. I'm engaged. I'm engaged. I'm engaged. I'm engaged. I'm engaged. I'm engaged. I'm engaged. I'm engaged. I'm engaged. I'm engaged. I'm engaged. I'm engaged.







I'M ENGAGED!

[Hyperion filter]
Thank you for your support. It meant alot to us.

[Lana]
I don't think I can stay at Isis tonight, everything reminds me of her.

[Isis]
I've been so tired lately I haven't been thinking straight. Sorry to whoever's room I walked into in the middle of the night through the wall. I didn't mean to scare anybody, I thought it was mine.

[Faith]
Are there things that need killing?

[Peter Petrelli and Sarah]
Heard through some friends you're getting married today. Congratulations to you both.

[Mack]
Hey.

I read a Spider-Man comic today.

It was weird.

As you all know, Heather's birthday is today. Which means that we need to actually straighten ourselves out a little here and make sure that it isn't focused on the burning of K sad stuff that's gonna be going on later.

I plan on taking her out. Dinner and a movie, nothing fancy. But, ah, sometime in between I'll be offering her a ring. And a question. A big question.

Tomorrow night, when we get back, I expect you all to be at the house. I bought a cake, got it all taken care of, so I just need you guys to set up everything for when we get back. Think you can handle it?

The lack of respect people have for each other around here is disgusting.

Now go ahead, tell me I'm childish, and that I couldn't possibly understand. Prove my point.

It was suggested we..burn the body. So to she doesn't come back as anything else. I don't know how to feel about it, but I think somehow probably right, anyway..it'll be held at the beach. She liked it there when we went. It'll be quiet and out of public eyes it'll be held in the evening tomorrow.

(Wednesday)
[time][location]

If someone betrayed you, would you forgive them?

Given that they were truly sorry.

I had a dream last night that I was this adorable little kitten.

And then some ugly-looking thing with six arms and a nose like a pig won me in a poker game.

Thank god I woke up before he ate me.

Have you ever looked in the mirror and thought to yourself, "How in the world did I get here?" I don't mean questioning your existence, I mean trying to figure out what brought you to the place your life is now.

[Bart]
I
You
I want to tell you something...but I'm afraid you'll just avoid me afterward.