PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

While my company already has blue prints for the reconstruction of Los Angeles ready (samples of said blue prints are available on Wayne Enterprise's website for the public to view), I'd like to take the public's opinion into consideration before I give the go-ahead for construction to begin. So, I ask this, citizens of LA: what parts of the city would you like to see rebuilt and why?

How do you remove the people trapped in the tell-me-visions? There are people who dance around in most suggestive ways and they wear tight clothing that shimmers and I can't look at them. It is very improper and very wrong. Captain Jack Sparrow and I really wish to know. We are concerned for the people in the tell-me-visions and are afraid that they will be trapped in there for eternity. Except the ones that are having fun, like the shimmery clothes people who dance like chickens with their heads cut off.

It's my birthday today. I only just remembered. I'm seventeen, now.

Aw maaaan, when'd they frickin' change the purple Gatorade? This is totally not the way it's supposed to taste.

COMMUNITY INTERACTION TIME OR SOMETHING OK
What's your fave color? Not of Gatorade just in general.

I have some wonderful news! I have remarried. I never thought I would find love again after Lana.. but there comes a time in a man's life when he has to pick up the broken pieces of his heart, put it together, and move on. It wasn't easy.

We're a perfect match. I have money and looks, she has the brains.. and she doesn't look too bad, either. I fully look forward to consumating our vows. I'm sure it will be a night she can remember. Or I should say, many nights. It's a dream come true.

So, who is the new "Lex girl"? Come on, we all know she's more than that! But alright, I admit I'm teasing, holding you all in suspense. I'm just so... pleased and happy, you know? And also... how they say.. satisfied.

And now comes the time when I reveal her identity. We wanted to tell everyone about our relationship before, but.. well, you know how rivals are. They somehow can't let go of the past. My mate, my bride, the soon-to-be mother of my children, the woman who has me for life.. is......

CHLOE LUTHOR.

My room is so pretty!! But theres this thing that wont stop making all this horrid noise, like a shrill daft bird. I almost miss cottons parrot. When I attacked it, it stopped, but now some voice is coming from one end and a whole nother noise is coming from it now.

does anyone else have this problem in their room?

hello? anyone?

the girl told me to use this strange thing to talk to others