PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

As promised to Fred, Pumpkin Pastries are made, following Mum's recipe of course. I haven't forgotten anything Fred, promise. I'm leaving them in kitchen, anyone can help themselves, though if you want some, you should get there before Fred arrives.

[Lily (older)]
Think we should ask to see Heather now?

[Magical People of the Good Variety]
If anyone hasn't figured out to cast a Patronus, or how to cast something like one, I'd be glad to help you, just let me know.

I know someone told me that pregnancies go by a little faster here, but I have to wonder if it's normal to feel like I'm as big as a house already. ...I'm exaggerating, but I'm still huge. I think, anyway. I don't know.

...I wish I hadn't turned on that blasted television.

( It never shows anything good )

I bloody well hate this city.

[Hyperion]

Any magic users in the house? See me as soon as you can and I'll teach you the Patronus charm. Trust me, these guys are nothing like they are in the films, they're much, much worse.

You may think you're strong, but then you're faced up against one, and that's when you fall apart.

[Weir]

How are you guys doing?

[Private to Faith]

Do you think this is why I was brought back? To help you guys against the Dementors?

[Private to Edward and Bella Cullen]

Are you guys okay? The Dementors aren't effecting you are they?

darn it. where is tom. he knows about these muggle things. i can't figure out what i am doing. the question mark won't work. this makes my eyes hurt, how long do i have to wait for someone to say something.

hi, i'm merope gaunt. does anyone know a good-looking man named tom riddle.

ew. i hate this.

I would suggest, anyone who's magical, should attempt to learn to cast a Patronus, or something of the equivalent from your world. You may need it.

[Weir]
Albus and I were attacked while we were out at a street fair. Dementors are here, in LA, Pansy's right. They must have followed Voldemort through. If you don't know how to cast a Patronus, I'm going to make sure you learn.

[Lavender, Peter Petrelli can read]
You're taking care of the Hyperion, yeah? Helping anyone who can do magic?

Dementors?

The news was just on. They were talking about some family that was killed last night. They said there was what looked like a skull, hovering overtop the building.

A young couple and their infant son. The woman had red hair...

{filtered to Harry}
Is this what it's like, just sitting around waiting for him to strike next? Can't you do someth

I wish he'd just go away. D'you think maybe one of the vengeance demons could do that for me without bollixing it all up?

Happy Halloween Sam Winchester.

We should have done this at Halloween when we were in school. It would have been brilliant.

No matter where you are, you'll find bloody incompetence.

[Filtered to: Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy, Lily Potter nee. Evans, James Potter, Sirius Black, Severus Snape, Tonks, and Remus Lupin]

I need to ask you all a favor, I'm contacting you because I think you would be the most helpful to the answer I'm trying to find.

( the situation )
[/Private]

FRED!

I need help with something. It's more question related, really, but if you could actually find a way to lend a hand with the situation then I'd really appreciate it.

Son of a bitch, that's IT.

Who took my baby car out of storage and RUINED her?

I ALMOST DIED YOU STUPID, SORRY, FUC -- DID I EVER TRY TO KILL ANYONE? DID I?!

EDIT: WHERE IS MY STUFF?!??!?!

Anyone else seeing the news...

I'd go rescue him but I'm just about to head out...also his fangirls seem to not approve of me. Go figure huh?

He's gone.

I can't believe it.

All right, ladies and gents. I think it's about time we started plotting. Any ideas?

I've been loaded up with some goodies from the Weasleys, by the way. Lots of small stuff. They'll be good for minor distractions if we need them.

You don't happen to have any Canary Creams or Ton-Tongue Toffee available, or that can be made available, do you? It's for an excellent cause.

So I was at the zoo today. Guess what I saw?

[insert youtube vid of dean, sitting in a gorilla cage with a pink tutu, a tiara on his head, and a little wand]

I have the most brilliant children ever. They make a mother proud.

[ooc: posted after ron and hermione are locked in the closet]

( I mastered that innocent look at age six )

I'm in the mood to bake. Merlin, I'm turning into my mother. But it at least it will keep me away from the internet.

You know what I'm thinking, Lily? That we can't let you fall behind in your studies, and we should set up classes for you. And wipe that glare off you face, I can see it from here.

I'm finding a way out of this place. Even if it bloody well kills me.

[Filtered to Hyperion, the Weir, the Cullens, Hunter Niall, and Sam Winchester]

Alright, so I know we had an Apocalypse on our hands, and I wasn't much help because of the whole dying thing, but anyone remember Fenrir Greyback? Evil werewolf extraordinaire? His favourite target is children. He sexually abuses his female victims. Oh, did I mention that his favourite target is CHILDREN??!?

I think it's time we finally take him out. For good!

This isn't a revenge thing, for what he did to me. I mean yeah, I'd like some pay back, but I'm past that for the most part. When I was dead I spent a lot of time with Dumbledore. Yeah, go ahead call me a nut, but it happened. I could care less if no one believed me. I know what I saw and that's all that matters to me.

Dumbledore helped me to come to terms with the fact I'm a werewolf. There this no changing what I am. Look up Lavender Brown in the dictionary and 'werewolf' would be a defining term. I've got to live with it. And I'm going to fight to hold onto my humanity for as long as I can.

[Private to Peter]

That promise you made? You'd still do it right?

[/Private]

The point is. Greyback can and will hurt people, if he hasn't done so already. There is enough hurt in this city to last a lifetime, several lifetimes.

So with or without help, I'm going to work on a plan to take him out. No one is changing my mind on this. The little time I know I have left in full control of my humanity, I'm going to use to do as much good as I possibly can.

Anyone in?

Hey, Scarface. I saw your mum last night. Didn't know she worked the corners.

Merlin, I feel like I'm back at Hogwarts. I'm too bloody old for this sort of thing.

[Hermione]
What was that?
[/Private]

[Ron]
...are you alright? I could murder you
[/Private]

Mum? Dad? Hugo? I swear if your responsible for this-

Anyone?

I have absolutely no idea what's going on here or even where 'here' is supposed to be.

Another apocalypse out the window.

Really, people are just going to start ignoring them if we keep getting all this talk and no show.

It'll be "oh, look, the world is about to end, mummy" and all "shush, johnny, it's just another tuesday -- sure, some of us'll die but in the morning everything will be as right as rain because the villains in this city are incredibly stupid."

It's Sunnydale all over again. But with buildings and traffic and bitches with scars on their faces who think that they're superior to the world because they were chosen to save the world. Whoopity doo. I already saw that one, thanks. It's called Harry Potter. Way to be a rip off, Peter.

How about that ice cream, now?

Mum? Dad? Lils?

Bloody hell, I'd settle for Malfoy right now. Someone just tell me what's going on!

Hullo, Los Angeles, I'm back. Mm, so must be everyone else. Thanks a lot for the conversation, Sarah. I was listening.

Free drinks at the Lux for everybody! Don't try to argue against me in this, Crowley.

Cramps, tampons, PMS. Ooh, scary.

...The fuck?

[Filtered to the Weir]

Somehow, being sick kick started my mind. There's a spell that can at least give the strength back. It's...normally used in dark magic, a way to prolong one's life, but I thought in this scenario, it can only be good, right? It only lasts a set length of time each time it's cast, but each time it's cast the person who is being made stronger normally has symptoms. So far I'm not feeling anything, but there's a chance.

Is it a good idea to use this on people or just those that can handle this? I'll keep thinking.

[Filtered to Harry and Ginny]

I heard about your son. I wish I had talked to you sooner, but I've been so focused on everything else. I'm so sorry to hear this and if you need to talk...

I can't, I just can't deal with thi A parent should never have to bury their child. Nothing justifies it. It's like he took a piece of me with him...

I don't know what to do with myself.

[Lily Luna]
How are you managing, love? Can I do anything? Get you anything?

She took my son.

My son.

It's not enough that she's dead.

It's not enough.

[Filtered to the Hyperion/ The Weir]
She's dead.
[/Filter]

In case this was in anyway unclear before. If anyone comes near my family or friends with anything less than good intentions, you'll be dead next.

I'm going to try and go get Lavender. I don't know exactly where we could arrange to have her placed. I sort of thought the Courtyard, close to home, or any other safe place. Where ever you all can agree on. Either way, I think we should give her a proper service, with a proper resting place. Nothing against the people of the Hyperion, but she deserves the best from our world.

What the gorram hell is going on here?

Mal? Zoe?

Where am I?

Someone explain to me before I start shooting folk.