PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

What the hell?! Where the hell am I? Did the rift do this?
Jack? Gwen? Tosh? Teaboy?

Man, what the hell is this place? There is no fucking way this is LA.

There's something rather... peculiar going on.

And I'm not just talking about the rubbish with this Magneto chap.

I've been here roughly about a week, and I keep having this... strange feeling. It's rather distressing, a bit... burdening. I keep feeling as though I'm not alone... that here, I'm not the last Time Lord. I'm sensing others... which, quite frankly, is impossible. Then again, everything about this place, and how I got here is impossible. The fact that I'm with Rose again is impossible. And yet, it's all true. So perhaps my feeling... isn't quite wrong.

Yes, I'm aware I'm rambling on a bit.

My point is... anyone seen anything out of the ordinary here? Like... something that shouldn't be there, and yet somehow is? I know my TARDIS counts in that category, but do ignore it, yes?

It's quite interesting all the things you can learn just by walking around. Sold one of my coins to a dealer, and now I've got my own place. Went looking for a car, but you know the new ones are too expensive, and the used ones just have too much history to them. The last car I looked at, the previous owners did something nasty in it. They don't eat healthy either, and their cholesterol levels were much too high for their own good.

But, I'm sure that ain't important to most of you. I'm just making conversation.

Can't say I'm too happy bein' here in Los Angeles. Never heard anything about Los Angeles bein' all full of them fairy tale imaginary friends. Now, I'm not saying anything, but most of you people here don't smell human at all.

I reckon I'm going to have to find a way out of this place. See, I've got something important to do. But, while I'm searching, I reckon I gotta take care of myself. Find myself a coin dealer, and a place to stay.

Then maybe I'll go fishing. You folks like fishing?

I don't understand.

I need to find John Connor.

This is less than ideal.

John Connor?