PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

Well.. this is unexpected. I do not know who pulled me from my Hell, or how I came to be here. I do know that I will take advantage of this opportunity. My enemies will most certainly feel my wrath. I will have my revenge. Now, who can tell me how I got here?

Also, I am amazed at the amount of insects crawling all over this city. But that is what they do.. and there is one other thing that they will do in short time, it is something that I require of all subjects that I eventually take hold of. Kneel before Zod!!

We worry they are too complacent. Happy in their delusion of righteousness.

It is bad for balance.

And they stop us even from speaking to others now...sneak in with their lies and tricks and deceptions.

We say they need to be occupied.


{Filtered to Flagg}

And you promised us chaos.

Hi guys... I'm um, kind of homeless again so if anyone has a spare couch I can crash on for a couple of days that would be really kick-ass of you.

Also... I kind of need a job. So.... that too. Couch or job. Or food. Food's good too.

Oh dear, I really should have done this much sooner shouldn't I? I think I'll blame the fact I'm currently trapped inside a man named Peter's laptop, it does seem to effect things somewhat.

Any hello, my name's River Song, and yes like I said I'm currently trapped inside a computer and not for the first time either. I was rather hoping someone might have a means of getting me out? Peter mentioned it might be possibility and I dare say he's too busy with having an actual life to chase around after technical genii to attempt to release a woman he's only just met.

Of course this isn't the only reason I'm posting here, I thought I should probably introduce myself anyway.

SUNSHINE! and RAINBOWS! and PUPPY DOGS! Aren't we all glad we're BETTER PEOPLE NOW?

See that ooze dripping off your screen? That's called sarcasm.

Now. Who's up for some chaos?

Who is the dark one who fights with wood and pretty carved daggers.

She cut us. Can we kill her?

I've been here for a few days already, so I suppose I should at least introduce myself to those of you whom I haven't met.

My name is Amelia Solo and I'm... not from around here. Or anywhere close to here, in fact. From what I can gather, this place seems to be bringing people here from various places, but it seems that very few if any are aware as to the reasoning behind it? Do I understand that right?

In any case, my main reason for posting this message is because of the fact that I was actually here before as a small child. I have very vague, almost dream-like memories of being here. Nothing specific, really, but enough to know that I have seen some of the strange wonders of this world before. I just always assumed it was in my imagination.

So now for my general question. Is anyone else here finding themselves in the same situation as this, or am I the only one?

Hey Spider, we left you a present near The Civic Center. If you try real hard (Or not hard at all) we bet you could swing over there and spot it. We know how much you dislike all the pesky gang activity, so for your viewing pleasure, we made an artistic expression on the side of City Hall. Oops, just gave the location away. Too bad. There goes half your fun. Anyway, we think most of them in the webs are as stiff as they come, but it’s still a pleasurable sight.

See, that’s what you get when you complain. Dead human gang members.

They were breaking the law anyway. Drugs kill.

Remember that kids. Say no to cocaine. It’s not legal anymore. Sniff markers instead. You can purchase those at Wal-Mart. For a low low price. And on the plus side, they’re having a sale on corn.

... If any of you want corn.

By show of hands, who here is a geek. Don't be shy, step up to the plate.

My wife has been abducted.

I'm willing to pay a large sum of money to the one who returns her to me.

So. I appear to have dropped (quite literally) in here. I've had the situation explained to me. Luckily. So I'll save the rest of you the trouble. My name's Jonnard Albrite. Feel free to call me Jon if Jonnard is too long.

I'm probably as new around here as the rest of you, but does anyone happen to know where I could find a library? The directions to a local occult shop would be appreciated as well, but I'm not going to hold my breath on that one.

We cannot hear Gorog. Its so quiet Jaina.

We...we know you will not care to answer. But how did you manage the quiet when you were unjoined from Taat.

Kathryn. We never got to finish playing.

Jo? We've yet to start.

And Willow. You're next.

The only thing worse than losing a friend is losing a friend to something you can't get revenge on.

This world confuses us.

Brought here with no power that we can sense simply...taken.

Technology primitive but it will suffice...

But it is interesting all the same, inhabited by vicious creatures and its people with hate and love and lust and anger in equal measures.

And there are Jedi here too...we can tell.

We think we will like it here.