PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

Broke another...

Took hooours and hours, but they were well spent. This one actually used the phrase 'I'll do anything" so we tested it. She wouldn't.

Then I had to punish her for lying. I missed her tongue later.

Mitchell, fun, as ever

You know, I thought a vampire getting her own reality TV show and people getting all fannish over vampires was insane. Now, I'm pretty sure that almost seems normal.

LA, you are a special, special place.

My husband is being a pain in the ass.

In other news, it takes a special designer to make black stop being a slim all,classic, and chic color. But not in the same way that Eliot is currently being