July 19th, 2009

[info]batman2point0 in [info]paragraffiti

[Filtered to the JLA]

Dick's been shot. how the hell does Night Wing get himself shot

[filtered to Bruce.]
I think we should just disconnect the manor phone. It's never good.

[info]static_shower in [info]paragraffiti

filtered to Bart.

Valek's being difficult. I'm getting annoyed.

[info]batman2point0 in [info]paragraffiti

I don't think I've ever run so many red lights in my life. I think I even out ran a cop. That wasn't really my fault. I couldn't tell he was there, because he was all tiny and little in the mirrors by the time he turned on the lights. Did you realize half the cars in Bruce's garage can go from 0 to 60 in under 10 seconds? That was only the first row of Bentley's. There's still the BMW's and the Z3's, and a few dozen motorcycles to try. I dunno where this came from. But we just have so many, many cars and we only ever drive one. It just doesn't seem fair to the rest of them to sit there and get all dusty. Sometimes they're even driven by our driver. It's Car discrimination I tell you! Pure and simple. Lets see, I've already gotten through about ten cars. I should be done by morning. Or maybe tomorrow morning. I think I can do this all night.

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