PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

Man, I really should have thought ahead for costumes in the summer. The trench coat really pulls the whole look together, but mixing with already hot electricity and summer heat? Kinda fails. I didn't realize it would get so bad. It was hot in Dakota but we were pretty inland so I was used to it. I got so comfortable with the cool breeze here it made it harder to adjust. It makes even an hour patrol difficult. I guess I should just be happy the sunspots aren't around anymore ontop of this heat, and nobody really saw what happened yesterday. Thanks again Cyborg.

Hey, so...LA Vampires.

I wanna do a show about us, the different kinds of us. Like the Broody Irish one, cause LA needed a new one of those. And Spike obviously, and that ugly gross one in the Hyperion and...well who else do we have? Radio boy?

The good, the bad, the morally indigenous? Come on people!

Vampire in town called Valek.

Anyone know him?

I'm Jackie's best man! The bestest of the best!

I have five vampires throwing themselves at me on a Santa Monica boardwalk and my kid is texting me because he’s bored and wants ice cream.

Two hundred dollars to whoever takes him somewhere and keeps him from bothering me.