PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

I do not understand how there are not more mutants. At home there were so many. Does that mean we will be accepted for who we are? Professor X is not here. With my image inducer he created for me, I look normal but without it I don't look human. I don't want to scare anyone away. I want to help. I've been told there is a war. I am an expert in teleportation. Well okay, almost expert. I still need to work on my re-entry. The landing part is difficult.

I miss my Skipper need to meet some new folks around here. Anyone looking for a drinking buddy?

Anyone who wants to learn firearms 101 is welcome to come calling as well- I can teach you to handle, disassemble, clean, reassemble and yes, fire just about any gun made in the last hundred years or so. Provided you ain't an idiot, anyway.

Also, I can cook. And I could probably teach that, too. Or if you just want some real food instead of all this healthy stuff they got in LA.

Well, isn't this shiny and new?

Hello, 2006. You're...kinda a let down, not gonna lie.