PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

I'm very, very close to narrowing down the area the people who have your friend are posting from. I'm assuming they're keeping her in the same area.

I'll be in the lobby as soon as I have a searchable area.

And I'm guessing now's a good time to mention the whole walking through walls thing. I can do that, and I can bring people with me when I do it. Might come in handy, if you want help on the rescue mission. I've got experience with this sort of thing. Way too much experience, to be honest.

[OOC: Will find location/start lobby thread when Buffy-player gives me the all clear. Feel free to add me on AIM for info-sharing - AerieOnePilot]

Nice trick, putting me back there, putting Faith in another version of this world

Your bosses can do that then. Put people back as well as lifting them out.?

[ooc: yes yes its shameless self RP. I hate it :p But its for plot!!!]

I think we need a plan.

I hate things that look like cages but once you’re in them, they’re not really normal cages. I mean… it’s already been done. You don’t have to be a copy cat and do it again. Try some originality. It’s really not that hard.

Other than that minor setback, that wasn’t such a bad vacation. I’m insanely adaptable, it turns out.

[Filtered to the JLA and allies.]

And before someone goes in there and starts looking… I ate all the food in the kitchen. You can’t blame me for it though. It’s Mercer’s fault. She starved me over a timeframe of two hours. That’s a long time. BUT there is cat food in there though. Not that anyone should try eating it. Because you shouldn’t.

Anyway. Does anyone know where Clark is? I’d go look but I don’t feel like moving right now. But I COULD if I wanted to. Just so you know. I could run a marathon right now. Honest. Except that's a lie.

Things have been pretty awful lately, so I have one simple proposal for you all once the dust settles. Three words:

Guys'. Night. Out.

Who's in?

[Filtered to AI/Allies- Filtered AGAINST Buffy's account]

It's as if the city wants to welcome me back.

So, I'm guessing Buffy was switched too, for a version who was never a Slayer. And this version has been captured by some vampire nutjob. Now, I don't know when Buffy's being brought back, but I'm not thinking we wait until then to get this sorted.

I want to find this other version and rescue her and then I want some beer. So let's get this done quickly.

Anyone any leads on where this asshole might be? He says he wants money and blood, but I'm thinking of offering a better trade. He wants a Slayer, he can damn well have one. I could use the workout.

ETA: Ok, arranged the trade, me for her. Only he wants me to bring 'Will' Buffy's boyfriend for me to kill to prove my word's good. Any volunteers to pretend to be Will? Obviously without the me actually killing them part.

Goddamn, that was fun! I had the best two weeks of my life recently. Before that was cool too, with the vampire, immoral speedster, and the magic boy. But my time away... ohh. I never thought I'd like Chicago so much. A few things were different. But that's okay. That's really fine, considering. He's alive. He's... there, safe. And he's alive. Though he kinda looks at me funny if I hug or hold onto him too long. I have pictures.

I'm sort of bummed that I'm here again. But hey, what can you do? Sometimes the only way to go about matters beyond your control is to just accept it, or find a way to make it better. It's good to be back, though. I can admit that much. But.. that other version of me is still here. He needs to go back where I was. I'm sure they miss him. But until then... would anyone want to come to my place and join the two of us for some fun? It's really cool. And I'll have drinks and snacks too. That is, if this other me isn't busy saving kittens and dancing in the rain.

[Wolfram and Hart, current and former employees]

Hey, I know the Senior Partners were behind this. Any chance that the Powers meddled and switched me too? Or was that the for the Partners' amusement as well? I don't care, really, just curious. I had fun in that world. But this alternate version of myself. He needs to go back.

I never thought that I would be so glad to see this city again.. and considering where I just was a while ago, that's saying something. It was a big mess. Not even sure I was even halfway toward fixing it all. Picture this place, and multiply it. My hometown is a crater. Everyone there was wiped out.

Cyborg actually tried to kill me, while Lex watched. He almost succeeded. I spent most of my time rounding up the members of Freak Nation. Seth, Brainwave, Abigail, Nathan, Mikhail, Geoff, Dawn, Brendan.. and quite a few others. It's utter chaos! And Jor-El, he acted like I was the poster boy for rebellious teenagers. I can't believe all that is because of something I did. Or didn't do.

But I had help. It seems that in that world, Kara was still in her ship, trapped in suspended animation under Reeves Dam. It never broke in that timeline. I managed to free her. After explaining everything to her, and taking her to the Fortress for more information... she helped me out with what I had to do. Who knows, maybe she can fix it. Of course, that time crystal was never used in that world. Maybe my father will give it to her.

Okay theirs officially so many pizza boxes in here I had enough to make a really cool fort , and a mote to go with it. Who wants to take the left overs out? And I'm kinda thinking we went on pizza over kill.