PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

Well, this is certainly different. Arthur, are you playing one of your games again? You know, it's not really fair to make someone search for you in a dream world when they can't find you until you want them to. And this is hardly Tahiti.

If you guys figure out anything about our switching friends please let me know? If theirs any way I can help I'm just a phone call away. But as of now? I'm thinking it's officially a good time for hiding. I can't introduce myself to not-Buffy for a third time. I just can't. Becoming a hermit doesn't sound bad right now.

[private to Jacen and T.K.]
Think we can raincheck on the meeting?

Um, okay so like - does someone want to tell me where I am? I went to bed in my very nice, NORMAL bed - with excellent thread count on my sheets btw, and then I woke up and like -- is this Kansas? I don't want to BE in Kansas. I never ever wanted to go to Kansas. Some girls wanna be Dorothy and that's cool because her shoes were really nice, but I don't do the pigtail and plaid thing.

Uh. Seriously. I don't mean to be freaking out here - BUT I AM. I'm supposed to meet my boyfriend, Will, tonight for a really fancy dinner and if I don't have at least three hours to get ready then the entire night is going to be ruined. I'm not trying to be dramatic but I have a serious timecrunch! I need the next bus out of this place and back to where the zip codes are nice. From there I'll call Daddy and he'll have to send a car or something. Oh God...do you think I was date raped and then brought here!? Roofied? Oh God, Oh God. This happens all the time in movies and 20/20! Omg. I need to take one of those pills! I CANNOT get pregnant - you don't look hot in a silk miniskirt by Dior if you're PREGNANT!

I just want to go home and I'm going to SUE the asses off of whoever did this to me. You'll pay!

xoxo,
Buffy Summers, resident of California, member of the Zeta Omega Zeta sorority, eldest daughter to Hank and Joyce Summers

[ooc: For her swap, Buffy was never chosen as a Slayer and stayed a bubblegum-chomping valley girl. Her parents stayed together, and got loaded. She did end up in Sunnydale - befriending Cordy and Harmony, mocking Xander Harris! Somehow, this life isn't at all any better!]