PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

I guess now is as good a time as any to post about this. I've been thinking on this for a while now and well...to make a long story short, I've deiced to leave. It's nothing personal, or anything against any of you. This is something I need to do.

But I'm not going to be sitting around all day watching those awful things called soap operas (how do you muggles do that?!) - I've also decided to open up a magic shop. We need one here, that's more than obvious. I'd try to get as many different magic supplies from different worlds as possible. And did I mention discounts for AI members? I have a location, now all I need to do is get all the merchandise prepared and come up with a name.

I've really loved being a part of AI. I don't think I would have survived if I hadn't been a part, and if you ever need a witch/werewolf for any reason, I am your girl. Need supplies for something really dangerous/save the world, I'll hopefully be your girl then too.

Right...I guess that sums everything up. I'm not much good at goodbyes or anything. But then it's not like I'm leaving-leaving so we shouldn't really need an epic sort of goodbye. Nice going Lavender.

[Filtered to Anya]

Hey. So I know we don't know each other except in passing and what not, but - I've been told you're from here, and you know all about the magic of this world. And since I want my store to be multi-magical, I was wondering...do you want a job?

There's a minister that will marry people as Sweet Transvestite from the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Damn, I want to hire him. Because whatever shit I've done in my lifetime, I can't beat a crossdressing priest.