PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

What a whack quiz. Sounds more like Dad than me anyway.

( What Superhero are you? )

Okay, so Tenel Ka told me to introduce myself when the time was appropriate, and I think enough days have passed since the St. Patrick's Day party fest for everyone to feel better.

As you've seen, my name is Serra Keto and I am a Jedi Knight. I'm the same as Tenel Ka in that I'm trained to defend the Republic and keep peace in the galaxy, however I come from a time period before her setting, where others were the prominent names among the Jedi. As for my fighting capabilities, I'm trained in the standard Jedi powers and can hold my own against multiple enemies. I have one advantage many Jedi don't, however: I can duel with two lightsabers at once, in a style called Jar'kai. It's my preferred style and I think I'm pretty good at it, to say the least.

I've been told there are a lot of conflicts in this city: demons, vampires, other supernatural creatures; plenty of things to fight that prey on the population. If you ever need my assistance with anything, the Hyperion will find me available at any time.


[ooc: Note: Serra doesn't know about their fictional status yet. Please keep her in blissful ignorance for a while longer. ;)]

I'm getting tired of explaining this. So, once and for all...

Schway: Cool. Hip. Awesome. Used in a sentence, "Oh my God, that song is totally schway."

Twip: Idiot. Twit. If the person is older than fourth grade? Jackass. Used in a sentence, "My little brother, Matty, is such a twip."

Slag: It's a verb. Kinda like being lazy, or ditching something you're supposed to do. Used in a sentence, "Slag off work after school and come to the arcade with me." Or you can use it like "slag off!" Kinda like, "fuck off!"

Dreg: Thug. Gang member. Lowlife. Used in a sentence, "There're a bunch of dregs mugging a woman in the alley."

Creds: Money. Used in a sentence, "How many creds do you have?"

Slappers: Drugs. Well, really, it's a specific drug (weird ass steroids, man), but now we just use it when we're talking about drugs. Used in a sentence, "We're gonna snort some slappers after school." Except no one should ever say that. Cause really? So gross.


People keep giving me weird looks at school and just around when I talk to them. I mean, it's not like we talk that differently. It's just a few words that, okay, maybe I use way more than I should, but what can I say? I'm pretty schway like that. But now you know. So no more weird questions when I say I'm slagging off 7th period.

( Best. Movie. Ever. )