PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

My boots have teeth marks in them. And drool. My favorite boots.

Someone restrain the dogs or I am going to lock them outside. Or sell them.

I never signed up for this many people. I won't be someone I'm n

I cannot describe how much this is not okay.

I think I have a cracked rib

[ooc: as Cassandra]

We should have gotten him.

I'm making holy water. Who needs some?

* Includes anyone besides Ruby who was involved in this, a.k.a. the Alastair/three Hells thread, but the stupid link wouldn't fit in the subject bar. xD

Two questions.

Are you okay, and is there anything I can do to help if the answer to the previous question is no?

LIGHTSABERS.

[Filtered to Hyperion people]

I talked to a guy who knows a guy who knows another guy who knows how to get in contact with a guy who knows a guy who knows Dracula.

Hrmph. Vacations. Anything but relaxing.

[Those involved in the rescue]
I believe thanks are in order. Favours granted as well. I owe each and every one of you. I can't promise to dole out immaculate conceptions to you all, but I am in your debts.

[Angels]
Lesson learned. Point taken. Once I have seen this problem through I may have to cut this sabbatical short.

[Anna]
We will speak. In person.

[Alistair]
Commendable, but what did you wish to do? Make me like you? It's laughable.

Right. Who's got her and who do I have to kill to get her back?