PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

My mom is gone. I couldn't find her anywhere.

I'm so happy.

So happy that I think I'll get drunk.

I don't know why I announced it.

Maybe I do.

I want people to know how happy I am.

I think everyone should drown their happiness in alcohol.


Tee hee.

Y'know I never ever thought firewhiskey would take this much of a punch with me!

{ooc: Because i couldn't resist posting now rather than waiting. Backdated to the 21st}

Raise your hand if you think Alessa is on crack!

[as Kumiko]

Well done children, you've found a little party trick. Streamers and cake for all!

But honestly, kiddiekins, did you really think that would be enough to stop us? Oooh, the powers of Dracula stopped by some itty bitty vials of yummy blood.

Such a mortal way of thinking. It's adorable.

Jeez B, I don't even know what to say to you any more. You really hate me that much you'd rather stay in crappy motels than face the idea of following my orders. I never asked for this you know, I never took anything from you. What more do you want from me anyway? What will it take for you to leave the past alone?

I'm feeling a real need for some serious bad guy ass kickings. Anyone wanna join me?

[Filtered to Sam]

How you holding up?

Is anyone else getting really annoyed by the whole "yay Dracula"ness of those vamps? I mean, I knew him back in the day and I really can't figure out how these vamps even got his powers in the first place.

I'm thinking maybe it's time we start thinking of other plans, like hitting them magically. What does anyone else think?

I never realized how much I missed having a dog until Wayne got me a puppy. The only problem is..he needs a name. I can't just call him pup or dog the whole time.

I was thinking about Ace, but I already had one dog in Gotham named Ace.

Aden
Nova
Dante
Delta

Edit: special option five
Cheddar.

I'm a fan of Dante. It kinda fits considering he's already devoured one of Bruce's left shoes. But for the fun, how about a random poll.

Has anyone seen Ruby?

Listen, Alessa, suicide isn't
If you see this, Ruby
Sam, you don't have to
FUCKING FUCK I CAN'T DO THIS

I know there's a lot going on right now. But if someone isn't busy and wants to just hang out for a while... Let me know?

Merlin my head! Remind me to never do that ever again.

Filtered to Ron

Did I really say what I think I said?

This city is infested with clowns. Some of them take their devotion far too seriously, it's disturbing.

[ooc: as Batgirl]