PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

Ohhh, what the fuck, man? You've gotta be fucking kidding me. The Joker? The damn Batman? I even heard fucking Superman is around here.

Man, what the hell is this crazy ass place?


[ooc: Yes, Adam's going off on a tangent. He's not canon-puncturable, but he's kind of puncturing here. So if your kid is a non like he is, just ignore him. :p]

WHERE IS MOLLY

Filtered to Alessa

So what exactly is the story with you and this elderly... person who came to visit me? He said you were his "dearest." I suppose there's no point in hoping that doesn't mean what I think it does.

After only a little pleading, and revealing who I really am, I was able to sweet-talk convince the editor to reinstate me to my previous position as part of The Daily Press's reporting staff. God, I was getting so tired of sitting on my ass, filing paperwork and eavesdropping on people's conversations. Besides, I think this city needs a reporter like me right now, with all this crazy stuff going on with the Joker and all these other creepies.

Now, the only question that remains is... should I go back to red, or keep the brown?

Wow, you people make Neptune look boring... which is one hell of a feat.

Hey Glory, wanna go home?
I can't keep hiding in here Buffy, I can't
I'm sorry everyone, they're all hurt because of me, because she wants me

Daytime tv sucks.

If anyone needs me? I'll be in bed with my fiancee. For a week.

They say life is full of surprises, but when you're in one part of the country one minute and all the way across it the next... don't you think that's a bit much—even for life's crazy standards?

But since I'm here, I might as well make the best of it. I've been looking for an excuse to get out of Gotham, anyway.

[ OOC: Posted as Selina. ]

Is anyone doing anything to stop this Glory person? I want Ginny back to normal, I'm willing to do what I can to help.

Ah Humans. You really drew the short straw when it came to brains and trusting people, didn't you?

The concept of mundane is lost on this place. Boredom must be hard to come by.

When I said I wanted a vacation I should have specified that my vacation of choice does not include the following: An excessive amount of cameras positioned outside of my building, vampires with fashion senses that I haven’t seen in person since the late eighties, a receptionist who would rather pull up youtube and watch George Bush trying his hardest (and failing) to not say something that sounds like it's just come straight from the mouth of a seventh grade boy, when she should be doing what I pay her to do, and most importantly, a clown whose sanity is as dead as prehistoric America.

But thinking about it, I have no right to complain. It could be worse. I could still be on America’s Most Wanted. I could be in an asylum with padded walls and heavy medication. The list goes on.

[Filtered to Barbara Gordon]
Do you mind if I drop by within the next few days? I’d like to see you.

[ooc: Posted as Bruce Wayne]

So, I managed to find Shadowcrest. Finally. Teleportation spells don't work amazingly here. Joy.

Pretty flash of red and blue I noticed up in the sky earlier. This place isn't home and I'm not saying I want to stay here (if it has to be California, it should always be San Francisco…), but hey, at least some things look familiar.

I know where he is, they all are.

I expect you'd rather like your friends and family back. Shall we go and get them?

Things seem a little tense.

[Heather]

Hey, everything going alright?