December 28th, 2008

[info]nevercompromise in [info]paragraffiti

Crime rates rise. Murderers, and rapists run free. Shouldn't coddle them. They never learn.
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[info]ex_sinofthef307 in [info]paragraffiti

Filtered against baddies

Those feelings of rage are back! I can’t….stand it anymore! Please make the pain go away! Please someone help me…I don’t want to hurt anyonemaybe I should hurt myself instead

I need to speak to someone who is doctor or has a good knowledge of medicine, it is very important! self-medicating is a bad idea

[info]robinindahood in [info]paragraffiti

Filtered from "Geekboy" and "the scary girl"

[ooc: yes Heather, you're "the scary girl" XD]

Sammy called me Gay. I don't know what it is but I'm not. At least I'm not a Gigantor like him.

[info]daddywinchester in [info]paragraffiti

filtered to Ruby;

Mind telling me what you and Sam got up to in the last twenty-four hours?

[info]raheta in [info]paragraffiti

NO WAY!

SINCE WHEN DO I WEAR A BRA?!

[OOC: Yes, Sam shared his candy stash and now Heather believes she's eleven. And think 13 Going On 30 for this one. xDD]

[info]zoneroflight in [info]paragraffiti

Where am I? It's not Krypton! Why do I have b I want my mom!

[ooc: This message was posted in Kryptonian, and any other Kryptonian messages will be in all italics. You have no idea how happy I am that Raya can actually be affected by this!]

[info]littlepimp in [info]paragraffiti

NOBODY KISS SAM OR HEATHER.

THEY HAVE MUTANT AMNESIA MONO.

[info]morallydamaged in [info]paragraffiti

I was arguing and trading nasty insults talking with one of my former employees when he starts calling me meany head and stupid, then kicks me in the shin and runs away. And there's other people acting like him? What the fuck is going on in this city now?

[info]_bruiser in [info]paragraffiti

WHAT IS THAT MATTER WITH YOU PEOPLE?!

You're OLD. Act like it! Holy wow adults are so weird.

[info]ex_girlsuper149 in [info]paragraffiti

Don-El if this is your idea of a joke it is SO NOT FUNNY. Mother's going to kill you if she finds out you sent me to Earth!

OH WOW! I can put my hand through the wall!


Nobody told me the yellow sun made things THIS AWESOME. I bet I can bench press a building! I so have to try that. I have to go find the biggest one.

[Italics are in Kryptonian. She now thinks she's about nine years old, and her memories last shortly before she had to leave Krypton

[info]dealing_death in [info]paragraffiti

Where is father and where am I?

Why am I wearing a wedding ring?

OOC: Selene is roughly 14, she of course knows nothing of vampires or Lycan. Or technology. Took her quite a bit to figure out the computer, but she is a smart girl. *wink*

[info]stein_and_lace in [info]paragraffiti

HEY! All you weird people who think you’re kids when you’re really just adults with pubic hair and receding hairlines and too much fat: STAY AWAY FROM MY DINOSAUR. This isn’t the petting zoo. She’s not a pony. She’s BIG and SCARY and she will EAT you if you touch her again.

[info]talbotb in [info]paragraffiti

What happened to all the servants? Why is my room such a mess and who is going to make my breakfast? I want breakfast now, and if it doesn't I'm telling mum and dad and you're all going to be in a world of trouble!

[ooc: bela? was a spoiled nine year old. bela's name also was not bela, and she will have no idea who you're talking about if you call her such.]

[info]cutoutmyheart in [info]paragraffiti

I WANT MORE CANDY!

[ooc: because I had to do it to the 400 year old immortal!]

[info]shhhhh in [info]paragraffiti

Guys, Ben Braeden totally ROCKS! I have enough skeeball tokens for like the entire Winter! Oh my gosh, this is awesome! There's even enough to play a little bit of air hockey if I want to.

And Santa came, wow! I can't believe I actually got presents here!

[Filtered to the Metatron]
Do us all a favour and wait until after my creations have stopped acting chocolate-loony to deliver those apologies I asked of you. I'd like them to be understood by the recipients.

[Filtered to other angels]
Make sure that nothing happens to those whom I consider valuable during this latest 'crisis'.

And, Uriel, no more dream visits. The Metatron and I have spoken. We'll try something new.

[info]mirtagev in [info]paragraffiti

I have throwing stars and a gun and STILL they want me to pay for Candy. shabla scum

I'm telling Mama
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[info]one_ranger_army in [info]paragraffiti

My brother is acting like he's ten. Not too far of a step down, but it's still annoying.

[Filtered to Alyssa Enrilé]
I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with Jack and Sam, but that's not the real reason I'm posting this.

I just...need to talk to someone about something, and even if Jack wasn't acting like a ten year old, I don't think he'd be good for this. I'm not really good at talking, though, not about this sort of thing...but I thought you'd be the best to talk to.

[info]notatypicallife in [info]paragraffiti

CAROL ANN! Yes, you! Normally when I wake up without a clue as to where I am, you know a thing or two about it Listen, I know I lost that bet at prom involving Mitchell and the punch, and the wager was Disneyland, but don'tcha think this is a bit much?!

{{Ah yes. Cathy is sixteen.}}

[info]her_my_oh_knee in [info]paragraffiti

Fred. George. If this is you putting some potion in my pumpkin juice for a joke I seriously am not happy!

[ooc: I couldn't resist. She's now the tad more annoying 14 year old. And yes she shall be eating more candy and will slowly become the annoying 11 year old]

[info]slayerbee in [info]paragraffiti

What the fuck is going on?
Is there even anyone left to tell about the snake-man Glory sent?
Forget it.

Wow.

[info]hopeandglory in [info]paragraffiti

Filter to Bad Guys

Okay. Who made some of the mortal minds all gooey. Like kids, kids minds are just...

Ugh.

That is so not playing fair!  I get hardly anything from them. We need to come to some kind of arrangement where you all worship my most Holy Name and NOT interfere in my plans.

Any takers?

[info]sardonic_moon in [info]paragraffiti

[ooc: Have a Vincent who thinks he's 13.]

GIRLS SUCK! I SAID HI TO THIS GIRL MY AGE, AND SHE CALLED ME A PERVERT!!


AND WHERE DID I GET THIS MONEY? I DON'T REMEMBER HAVING THIS MUCH MONEY BEFORE!

[info]heretic_saint in [info]paragraffiti

[ooc: and because I couldn't resist, have an Alessa who thinks she's 7 (pre-fire)]


Momma? Momma where are you? I'm this hotel room, and I don't know how I got here, and I think I was kidnapped!

[info]sucklifeforce in [info]paragraffiti

What...what is this strange place?

Kyriakos where are you? Where am I?

It is so different from home.

ooc: Georgina regressed back to a point between her marriage and becoming a succubus. XD She is not my friend right now.

[info]hopeandglory in [info]paragraffiti

Does anyone know a woman named Lisa Cuddy?

If so...

Look just does anyone know her?

[OOC: Not posted from Glory's a/c obviously lol, if Superman/Clark can do it so can original emo nurse :p]

[info]notjustageek in [info]paragraffiti

Why am I in Los Ang...

Oh no! I knew they existed! The aliens misplaced me!

...and put me in a hotel. Huh.

[info]ex_demonbloo908 in [info]paragraffiti

THAT STUPID GUY STOLE MY CANDY!

[info]lovemesomepie in [info]paragraffiti

God I love LA. Even you get a babe in LA, Sammy, you nerd.

ETA after he read all of Sam's old posts:

Anyone who wants to kick my brother's ass has to come through ME first. Believe me, I'll kick your ass.

[info]whowillsaveme in [info]paragraffiti

This is... This isn't right.

[info]just_impulse in [info]paragraffiti

Someone should build a giant playpen so that we can stick all the adults with amnesia kids in it before they decide to play in traffic or destroy everything in sight. I'm not babysitting.

[info]mamapetrelli in [info]paragraffiti

Filtered to Nathan Petrelli.

Should I contact Claude? We don't know how long this is going to last. If he has to relearn everything...

[info]robinindahood in [info]paragraffiti

I have powers!

....

FIRE. EVERYWHERE. I DIDN'T DO IT. I DIDN'T mean too it' Sam's fault!

[info]disappearingact in [info]paragraffiti

Sammy, Lis, this isn't funny. Mum is going to kill you for leaving me by myself.

[info]raheta in [info]paragraffiti

I HATE YOU SAMMY.

[info]gul_dukat in [info]paragraffiti

ooc: hehe the great gul thinks he ten

I want to go home. I don’t like it here, it’s too cold! Oh my Dad going to be mad at me if I’m not in school...I'm going to serve the state in the military.

[info]nopoweroverme in [info]paragraffiti

filtered against baddies;

Is anyone else noticing that people keep getting mentally younger?

Also: if you haven't eaten the candy yet, don't! If you have, stop eating it. I'll buy you better candy if you do.

[info]thebigbad in [info]paragraffiti

I hate people.

[info]notatypicallife in [info]paragraffiti

I'm back.

Lindsey, sweetheart, wherever you are. You can let me out now.

[info]wellgosh in [info]paragraffiti

Things certainly have been interesting around here.

[info]dr_tonyhill in [info]paragraffiti

There are people in the streets, acting like children when they are obviously NOT children. Would anyone care to explain this to me?

[info]walks_again in [info]paragraffiti

[Filtered to those dealing with the Amnesia Age-Reduction Candy Calamity Victims]

Welcome to my world.

[info]robinindahood in [info]paragraffiti

filtered to heather, Sam, Ruby.

I'm sorry I was mean. Sam I shouldn't have called you a freak. And Sammy. Your name is just Sam, right? I don't wanna fight anymore.




Adults are scary sometimes...

[info]sardonic_moon in [info]paragraffiti

I HAVE MONEY! A LOT OF IT!

Any pretty girls wanna go on a date with me?

[info]gottabadfeelin in [info]paragraffiti

Chico?

Oh Chico?

Was hoping maybe we could go driving in forest. Only dad says we mustn't go too far this time, he say you bad influence!

((Oh yes Bollo is 16))
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[info]electro_clash in [info]paragraffiti

Mum and dad have pissed off to go and save the world again haven't they? I'm boooorrrrreeeeeeed. Maybe I'll go and have a little a play around with their electronics, see what I can have it doing because they get back.

Ohhhh I bet I could turn the fridge into an oven and the oven into a fridge, that'd piss them right off!

Or I could just go out, get drunk and shag some lad, that's more fun isn't it?

Anyone interested?

[info]brilliant_star in [info]paragraffiti

What in the world is going on? Did everyone just get hit very hard in the head?

[info]psycho_mantis in [info]paragraffiti

umm.. did not do it.

[info]walks_again in [info]paragraffiti

[Filtered to Nathan Petrelli]

How glad are you that we cut off Simon and Monty's candy intake when we did?

[info]mastersix in [info]paragraffiti

Why am I not on Gallfrey? And why's my head sounding so...quiet? 

Thete, I can feel you lurking up there. Why do I look so different, I don't remember regenerating. I've not even finished at the Academy yet.

What's going on?!

[info]cutoutmyheart in [info]paragraffiti

Angela, tell Hiro he shouldn't lie, my mum's not dead. I want my mum now!

And Peter Petrelli's a stupid head.

And so is Sammy.

[info]slayerbee in [info]paragraffiti

I'm heading out. Got something to take care of. I'm sure it won't matter that I'm gone, since there's still a lot of people who didn't eat the candy to take care of the others, but if you need me, call.

[OOC: Briege! Glory/Buffy next? That's where she's going. ;)]

[info]mslane in [info]paragraffiti

What the hell? Why am I being bossed around by some random guy who claims he's my editor? Where the hell is Perry? I'm Lois Lane, damn it! I am not some stupid secretary. I'm not anyone's bitch. I'm an investigative reporter in training, damn it!

Who owns this building now? It's not Lex Luthor, is it? I need to talk to someone about this. Stat.


[ooc: The cat. She is out of the bag. lol]

[info]faithinthedark in [info]paragraffiti

I am never ever having children.

If anyone wants me I'll be in my room. Hiding.

[info]lonestarclaire in [info]paragraffiti

Filtered to Noah, Nathan, Sarah, SBC, Angela, Claude

This thing....whatever thats making people think they're kids?

Peter's affected right, he...doesn't remember us, Sarah or anyone, But...his powers, do they work just from meeting people, does he have to remember the powers, the people he got them from.

Can he still heal?

[info]ex_demonbloo908 in [info]paragraffiti

I am never eating candy again.

Ever.

[info]daddywinchester in [info]paragraffiti

This place is weird.

[filtered to Dean & Sam]
There's a truck outside. We should take it and go driving.


[ooc: John polished off more chocolate, muahahaha. He's now twelve.]

[info]raheta in [info]paragraffiti

I don't hate Sammy anymore. But I'm not sharing him and he's not sharing me! SO HA!

Anyway, I was bored before so I started looking through our room, and I found these black shiny underwear with lots of straps and stuff! They're pretty neat! It looks like there's one for a boy and one for a girl. Maybe I'll play some dress-up!

[info]chi_spirit in [info]paragraffiti

What's going on here? I'm so confused...is L.A. always like this? What's wrong with the adults?
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[info]heretic_saint in [info]paragraffiti

THERE'S THIS MAN WHO'S OLD ENOUGH TO BE MY DAD AND HE TOLD ME THAT I SHOULD KNOW HIM BECAUSE WE'RE BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND AND THAT'S GROSS!


[ooc: upping the age to eleven]

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