PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

I still hate France. Even when you run into somebody who is perfectly capable of speaking English, they still insist on being a snob by talking to you only in French. And even though I speak French, that’s not the point. The best things are not found in Paris. That’s the point. I think.

And also, the French are gross with their eating of snails and their stupid snail farms and the snail eggs that they think will be the new caviar when it clearly won't be.

[Filtered to younger! Clark Kent]
You can leave temporarily, right?

So.

Anyone else out there that we need to piss off or have we finally gotten the population of L.A down?

I reckon I shouldn't be amused by this rubbish. But I am.

( The goblins are magical, Harry. )

I've decided that I'm tired of moping around my apartment. It's not doing me any good.

Does anyone want to do something?

Sorry I've been so scarce. I've been trying to recover busy.

[Hyperion]
I'm leaving the hotel. I'll still be around to help out if you need me. I just can't be there anymore. There are too many things there that remind me of her.

My fingers and this keyboard are currently an unhappy combination.

However, I'd like to state that I, Xander Harris, am ordering pizza. And if anyone wants any they should definitely let me know before I make with the ordering. Because there is no way in hell that I'm gonna let you all sneak in and snatch up all the slices from mine.

My Lord, may I ask a few questions?

If this is the start to another Apocolypse I am going to be very, very annoyed.

Frogs everywhere. Should learn to control population.

It's Raining Frogs! Holy Shit! - It's Raining Frogs! Oh fuck!
I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get
Absolutely fucking sick!
It's Raining Frogs! Holy Shit!
It's Raining Frogs! Another Apocalypse!

....Theirs a frog in my shoe. Where's uncle when I need him? He would know what to do.

[ooc: backdated to noon yesterday, before this]

Claire? Are you still at the store? How about future-you? Okay, look. Present Claire, I thought you'd be back by now.. unless you saw some deals and you got a load of goodies to bring back. Future Claire, I was hoping to talk to you. About.. umm, stuff. Maybe hang out. Or learn about what the future holds in our world back home.

Maybe I'm just paranoid. I know girls take longer than guys with some things. Like shopping, picking movies, or getting ready in the bathroom. Maybe they're both a little occupied and forgot to come back right away. Maybe they're having fun. Then again, this city is crazy, lots of weird stuff. I shouldn't really worry, they're indestructible.. but I can't help it.

I don't know. I guess I can try calling they're phones again. Or maybe I'll just go back in the lobby and wait for my sister(s) until she comes back in the doors. But if anyone sees her out there, could you do her normal brother a favor and let me know? Please? Thank you. Much appreciated. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go back to my PS2 magazines. Gotta do something while I wait, after all

Frogs.

WHY are there frogs everywhere?

Let my people go!!

Sorry, couldn't resist. Feeling a bit of Biblical nostalgia at the moment. But it doesn't have to be the end. You know the phrase, "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade"? Well.. this can be applied here. I'm sure a few Chinese restaurants could take advantage of this bountiful business opportunity. Mmm, frog legs. So delicious.

But seriously.. this may not be the last. The first time? There were lakes of blood, locusts, hail, killing of firstborn. Wow, and I thought her Adversary was bad! This may be a time to read through those passages again. Why did that happen? Because Pharaoh disobeyed Her wishes and didn't give her what She wanted. I'd suggest we not do that this time around. And no changing your mind once one is over. Wouldn't want another one, hmm? Moses could have saved a lot of trouble if he just wasted Pharaoh at the start. I would have done it.

So who did this? I know there aren't any slaves in this city. Those of Israeli descent are free to go about as they please. I hope it wasn't me. I'd probably know if it was. Maybe someone pissed Her off? Gave her the finger? I'm curious if this was connected that that earlier incident with burning bushes. Or the rain. Or that minor tremor.

Having a frog smack into your face while flying is now on the top ten grossest things that's ever happened to me. I don't know why, but this one was slimy, and now there's a really nasty smell that I can't get rid of. It's a good thing I wasn't talking to anyone.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but the last time this happened on Earth, didn't someone really piss Her off? At least, that's what your religion tells me. Someone should just apologize now and save everyone from having to adopt new frog pets.

I know it doesn't seem like it right now, but this is actually fucking reasonable considering Her normal MO, and the Angel of Death disappeared, so there's no need to worry about killing of first borns. Meaning I don't have to worry about running my mouth. And, hey, She skipped right over the blood in the water.

[Castiel and Ruby]
Staying stubborn, I take it?

Know what sucks...

People with weird minds. Like first the preacher. Ew. He felt totally rank, it made me for a minute question one of my dresses as being too whorish. Me? I mean...Hello...

Incidently, SO unfair. You played me people and that is totally uncalled for

and this girl from a while ago...its like theres two of her. Ones a total bitch too...

I miss the days I could just brain suck a witch and move on.  Cause seriously, witches totally a pick me up...zesty or something.

I'm so tired... I don't think I've ever felt so drained. Minus that one apocalypse I slept through ..I really hope this isn't one of those. Just to be safe I think I'm avoiding the tap water.

Guess I should probably start helping out with patrols again. I don't really know what else to do.

I can't be the only one finding this amusing.

I...I can't believe I did...I'm sorry.

I'm a monster, a demon. I'm sorry. Sam, Xander, LaCroix, Claire.

I shouldn't be around anyone. I shouldn't even be...


How could my OWN MOTHER DO THIS TO ME?!

[ooc: Posted from somewhere that's NOT the Hyperion. She's too scared to go back there just now.]

Alessa's back to normal. If she did anything to you or someone you care about while she...wasn't herself, do me a personal favor and don't jump all over her for it anymore. She's done some terrible things, I know, but I also know the other side of the situation, too, and it just won't help. I'd really appreciate it if you all could just do that.

And now I need a morphine drip or something. Thank God I can't move, so I don't have to deal with a storm of fucking frogs now.

I've made some pumpkin pasties. And cookies. They're still warm, if anyone wants some. 

Would someone like to tell me why I am not on my ship? And why in the name of Cardassia am I doing on Earth? Is someone playing a joke on me? Cause I am not amused. And there these little things everywhere!

Okay...Lots of frogs. This isn't normal. 

Filtered to Ron

You were right. It's quite amazing how often that's happening these days.

I've never seen so many frogs before.

I lost count after twelve.

This is brilliant, I really hope some of these frogs are the hallucinogenic type. Helps with my visions.

Oh and Ruby, that thing we were talking about? Yeah still working on it, might be a problem actually.

It's raining frogs.

But then we're already aware of that.

Ok, patrolling now. But also stating for the record that if this is another Apocalypse, I am not dying this time.

Got that?