PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

How very...interesting.

[Filtered against the Good Type, and Delia]
Delia York. Who is she, really?

I may have made it rain
Please forgive me
My weakness caused you pain
And this song's my sorry

And everytime I try to fly
I fall without my wings
I feel so small
I guess I need you baby
And everytime I see you in my dreams
I see your face, you're haunting me
I guess I need you baby



[ooc: Lois has teh emos again. And yes that's Britney Spears lyrics. SHUT UP. The song seemed appropriate. :p]

[ooc: Accidental filtering. All the cool kids are doing it.]

I'll go ahead and say it. I haven't been much of a leader the past month. Yeah, I've had some things on my mind, but that's not excuse, and it stops now.

First on the list: we are a team. Do you hear me? A TEAM. None of you should be going off to fight someone/thing on your own, I don't care how good you think you are. You should have at least two other rangers with you, if not more, and make sure me, Tori or Kat know where you are. If I catch any of you doing any less, you'll be cleaning my and Tori's bathroom with your own toothbrush.

Second, yes, I realize not a lot of people here take us seriously. The reality of our world has been reduced to a dorky kids' show. So what? There are people out there who need us. Don't let anyone else talk you out of helping those who can't help themselves.

However, some of the people you've been arguing with are right. This isn't our world and there's a lot of things we don't understand, and even more things we'd be no match for. Yes, it's hard, especially considering some of thing things some of you are going through, but show some respect to the natives of this world. They've been here their whole lives, they know a lot better than we do. If you want to rant, do it to each other, or even better, channel your anger into something productive like workouts and research. We don't need to be fighting people who are on the same side as us. It's not just counterproductive, but it gives everyone more reason to think we're just a bunch of stupid kids. I don't care so much, I'm only two and a half, but I know some of you do. Think about that before you bite someone's head off.

Come on, guys. If we're going to be a team, we need to start acting like a team.

And stay away from that Caleb guy. He gives me the creeps

[Cass]
Thanks for the kick in the pants. I needed that.

I miss racing. I was just starting to get into it before I turned up here and something reminded me how much I love cars. Not just stock cars. Cars in general. I think I just saw a 1967 Chevy Impala in someones driveway today. It inspired me. I think I'm going to try to find a race track soon.

Alcohol is no longer allowed inside this building. At all. I don't care if you're legal. This goes for any other mind altering substance. Only basic, over the counter medications are allowed.

And by the way? If I catch you wandering in here drunk and underage, don't think I won't turn you in.

Looking for job.

Joe's missing.

I think it's time for some basic training exercises and team bonding. Some of you are acting recklessly in a world that is not our own. We need to reorganize and regroup. Mack said it the best we are a team, and now it's time to learn to be one by doing. We'll meet on the roof of my place [time, date]. This is not optional.

Heya, Buffster, you've been kind of...gone for the past couple days here and as your bestest of best friends it's kinda my job to be a little more than concerned about you.

You holding up all right?

And, you know, after all that's happened, we should go and do something. Just like the old times, huh? Bronze it out? Or...something of that nature. We could pass along an invite to that silly Slayer friend of yours. What was her name again? Faith? And, hell, we should invite Cordelia too. Just so I can call her a skank and mock whatever sexy outfit she wears in front of me with the fury of a thousand dumped men.

It could be lots of fun. And I'll dance with you. You like dancing, remember?

I need a distraction. Anya is AWOL and PLEASE don't turn me down here, Buff, cause

THIS....machine is frighteningly amusing! I've managed to coax someone into helping me figure out the use of this mighty magical device. I've never touch a Sindar machine before!

Before I continue my quest to find others like myself, does anyone come from or heard of the Island Nations?

[Cordelia]

We have a serious problem.


[Nathan, Heidi, Sarah, Hiro, Claire and Claire, Niki, Monica, Micah, Molly, Angela, Charlie, Claude, and Bennet]

Don't go out alone. Any of you. For those of you living at the Hyperion, that is a direct order. Those of you elsewhere, trust me. Do not go out alone.


[Nathan, Hiro, Niki, Claude, Bennet]

I found a body. Head sliced open, brain removed. At least two days dead.


[Gabriel]

Need to ask you something. Where were you staying, when you weren't here?

I hardly know anyone here, asking this is rather awkward. I find myself in an impossible situation and am in need of a safe place to stay.


Please.

[Filtered against Heather, Sam Winchester, Harry Mason, and Dahlia]

Does anyone else ever feel like they're the odd one out in their family?

[End Filter]

[Filtered against Azazel, and Lillith]

Yesterday someone asked who our heroes were. Here's another question; what used to scare you as a child? How did you finally get over at the fear?

( 1 New Text Message )

Tori, Cassie. Tomorrow's Tuesday. Do you know what a great thing to do on Tuesday is?

When it comes to taunting material, quoting Johnny Cash is pretty tame.

Evil pets just aren't that creative.

[Filtered to Cathy]

I was going to text this to you but it was taking too long and I still have a few things to clean up in the kitchen.

I found your cat. Remember how I said it hated me first? I was wrong. Turns out it just wanted me dead.

Your cat was a demon that I hired for a job best left unmentioned. He ended up screwing me over so I made his life a living hell. Apparently he was laying low as a nondescript cat and you can guess how the rest went.

I slept in the same bed as-[/filter]

I don't miss the old man one bit, but his training has come in handy for me. Didn't think I'd have to be dealing with anything here, but I got encountered by a couple of young vampires. Staked them, but god damn were they ever fucking annoying! Think their downfall was that they kept bragging about how great, and powerful, and immortal they were.

Would anybody recommend me a good bar to go to?

I know you know the whole situation with Gabriel, or Sylar or whichever. And I'm... ok, not happy but accepting to let Peter decide how to handle that.

But I'm worried about Molly being in the same hotel as him. And I know Micah's worried about her. Since I'm guessing you're probably her guardian or something now I thought I'd come to you on this. I want to invite her to stay with me and Micah until we know Gabriel isn't a danger if we ever do.

Do you have any issue with that?

[ooc: Links so very much NSFW. In fact, consider it ALL VERY NSFW to be cautious.]

( filtered to Heidi, Cathy, Charlie; )