PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

....so that's a fanfic.


twisted, disturbing and all kinds of wrong don't even begin to describe it.


I think I need to go find the bourbon now.

Overshare.

If anyone needs me, I will be sleeping for the next week.

Antibiotics with your dosage amounts can be found in your individual medicine cabinets, should you still need them.

It's over. We won.

The Horsemen are gone. Armageddon has been averted.

Thank you, everyone.

( filtered to the Hyperion )

And this is my cue to take one hell of a nap.

Anyone that isn't going to go pass out right now, I'm making tea and coffee. They'll be in the kitchen for anyone who wants some.

So people are gonna stop dying on their own now?

So.. the Apocalypse has been averted. I'm relieved. This has been a bit of a draining experience. And exciting. In the way that we were involved in what I thought was prophecy.. destiny.. and stuff like that. But it wasn't meant to be. This city will go on. It will survive through many more battles before the big battle happens.

Though I'm not exactly looking forward to cleaning my place up, as I'm not sure room service will go so far as to remove oil stains from my couch. And chair. And dinner plates. And basically anything Pollution touched or sat on. I'll need to replace a lot of furniture. I may miss Death in his form.. he had an interesting personality. Showed him how to use a screwdriver.

Anyway, I'm going to be busy over the next few days. Mostly trying to replace my employees who left, taking care of my suite.. heck, maybe I'll just move to another one. And I'll probably be doing a lot of sleeping. So if anyone has trouble contacting me, you'll know why. I just wish that there wasn't so many casualties. I happened to like a few of them.

So the world did not end. We are all still here. Not all of us. But it still feels empty. Raya is still gone. And Kara. Everyone who died. All this means is that we survived. Doesn't change what I did. Bart is still gone because of me. I could have killed innocent people. I'm not planning on using my powers anytime soon. And I really need a bar of soap. My father would be ashamed if he knew those bad words I uttered.

I will be staying in the Bradbury building, in my own room with the door locked.. even though I'm not on any of the teams anymore. My phone will be off and the computer disconnected. I don't feel ticked off as much, but.. better safe than sorry. I need to be alone for awhile. Mostly because I had a big fight with Bizarro, but.. yeah, better that I don't risk hurting anyone else. Leave a message with Oliver if it's urgent. Though I doubt it will be.

I hate the world.

Suicide needs to not be a mortal sin.

So the world's not over. Jo's still gone. Don't mind me if I don't throw some damned victory party I think I'm going to go get drunk for a looooong time.

Hullo, Los Angeles, I'm back. Mm, so must be everyone else. Thanks a lot for the conversation, Sarah. I was listening.

Free drinks at the Lux for everybody! Don't try to argue against me in this, Crowley.

Everybody I know who died that Elaine brought back? IF YOU DIE AGAIN, I'LL KILL YOU!

Yes, I know, I know. I am just so happy right now. After so much heartache, happy suspends logic.

Now if only the Powers would send Bart back. I would like to order one blonde speedster to go, please!

It may be overkill to say that I'm happy this Apocalypse was done away with.

[Amy]

Let's meet up somewhere.

[Hyperion]

I'm going out. Be back tomorrow at the earliest.

I swear I'm not an alcoholic, but I'm going to be breaking out the good stuff for celebratory purposes, so if anyone wants something, come over.

Jo? Faith? This definitely means you.

I hate this place. I want my sister back.

Now this never happened with the other Apocalpyses.

Xander / Faith.
...Hey? Please be here again.

Eveyone's really alive again?

Cathy? And Monica, what about Aaron?

I feel...weird. And I think I... Did I...? No, I couldn't have died. I remember being sick, but

Alessa, did you clean my room? I know I was dead, but now I don't know where my shoes are.

Man...how long was I gone for? I was going to some store, and then I just woke up here.

I guess it's hard not to believe now.

Is everyone back to normal? King? You aren't going to punch me again are you?

Say what you want. It's somewhat on the appropriate side.

( Read more... )

[Filtered to Cathy's friends]

Probably all know this now from reading but she's back. A little shaken up but it's her. It's my girl.

I don't like being killed. This isn't over, you bastard.

There's a new one in the city. Female. I can smell a faint trail.

...and free drinks? Well, shit. Do I still have my job?

zombies?

Goin g bkc to bed.,m With hlmet.

People alive again? But how.. Is that how I was brought.. Ugh this place is so confusing and just wrong!

Felicia, I'll be in to work this week hopefully but I may have to leave if I start to get sick..

Man, this really fucking blows. Except there’s Lana and

And this laptop is so… severely outdated. Like, really.

Somebody make Clark come out. I can't be leaving him things under the door for the rest of my life.

Italian Pizza. Check. And Ben & Jerry's for Kira since she's weird like that. Cherry's in honor of Bart included.

It feels so strange to be back. I don't know if it's a good strange or a bad strange. It's been too long.

[Filtered to Clark]
If you turn your computer on and have a moment to read this. I want a hug. Otherwise I'll just come over and force your door open.
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Apocalypse is now over.

Plenty of you are still guilty though.

They’re alive!!!!! Jellybabies for everyone!!!!

Everyone that made this possible I thank you and you have my deepest gratitude

My powers are back. I don't know how but it just happened. I woke up early this morning and could phase again. Morphing doesn't break anymore. Aside from being sleepy I feel good again.

Filtered to Faith

....Hey? are you..?