PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

I feel terrible.

[ooc: I'm giving Lana my sickness. Yay for using RL as inspiration?]

I have not heard from you in some time. I miss you. I hope you're doing well.

This is probably the funniest thing I've ever seen. I was looking for episodes of Supernatural but then I just felt like too much of a pervert. I hope I have a kid like this someday.

( He was injured. )

Insanity in individuals is something rare - but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule.

~ Friedrich Nietzsche

I think this place is kinda weird.

Fictional characters? Really?

I must say Fenrir Greyback is a very naughty fellow...I suggest avoiding his presence if possible.

You okay?

I mean in general. Fun as getting me drunk enough I can still feel the hangover was we didn't get to properly chat. So chat now?

Why does everyone else get their parents here? Why should I have to stay with my stupid cousins? I hate my life.

[Filtered to HP friends] [This includes those at the Weir, Pansy if she's not there, Lavender Brown. This does not include Bellatrix, Pettigrew, Crouch or Fenrir]

FICTIONAL?!?!

ETA: Google... it showed me... terrible things....

'Fanfiction' things.....

This thing called "slash fanfiction" It must be destroyed. I am NOT in love with Potter!

[ooc: yes, he spoke to Hiro!].... [and then he was sent to Google!]

Hello world,

I thought I'd hurry and give a heads up to anyone I know. Specifically, anyone I personally went to school with. Al, James, Dom, Lily.. Rose.. I should probably leave you with a reason if you see anything peculiar, just to explain.. such as.. ohh, I don't know.. seeing me fade away right before your eyes? What that will mean is that I have faded from existence, in the event that my father is killed before I am even conceived. This post might very well never have been made, but.. oh well.

Ohh.. and for the record? I really hate the Dark Lord. I never want to be a Death Eater. I will never join the ranks of those stupid, backward, retarded, fucked-up degenerates. And no future children of mine will do so either, if I have anything to say about it! It's funny how Voldemort said he would erase the Malfoy line 65 years into our past, only to have it turn out that a Gryffindor has managed it right here and now! What the fuck?!!

Seems that somebody forget to filter their goddamn board entry when ranting about Malfoys, and as a result, Bellatrix and that psycho wants to kill my father! So.. yeah. A real big giant Thank You to wiping out my entire life before it even started!! You're such a nice guy!! Really!!!

- Scorpius Hyperion Malfoy

Is there a doctor in this city? I'm having a little bit of a medical emergency... She's been given some sort of drug, I don't know what.

I'm in a motel, at -address-

(filtered to Peter Petrelli)
You and I need to have us a little sit down about your darling Niki.

( http://asylums.insanejournal.com/parabolical/450749.html )

Okay, so I'm trying to think of some place to take Kira before the concert. Suggestions? I'm...really kinda bad at this whole dating thing and that's saying something considering I've never even been on one to start with. I've had a girlfriend before but Ally was different. We just..we didn't really "go out" we stayed in and worked at the shelter, but I don't think putting your date to work is usually a good idea? I want it to be something she'll always remember, but at the same time being a ranger doesn't really pay much. So uh..help the clueless?

Does anybody else out there have evil twins or split personalities I should be aware of?

I'm going to make those instant noodles soon.

This Youtube thing is slightly disturbing. But I found this.

Sappy, but I like it.

What in the bloody hell is a Swiffer, and why are Muggles folk trying to pass it off as something better than a broom?

How's everyone doing today?


( Heather and Sam Winchester )

[Filtered to HP friends]

See, this is the kind of messed up insanity that these 'fans' come up with. Though admittedly this one isn't as bad as the first few seconds imply.. (no offense Potter)



Yes, I was a bastard in school, moving on from that point.

It's so weird to see my life played back like this.

[ooc: had to post this now i'm back from work and able to get YouTube again! video not made by me!]

I know that there is a lot of stuff out there that is both good and bad about, you know, you and your family and friends and back home and stuff. And a lot of bad has been posted lately and not much good.

So I just figured you might like this and, if it can make you smile, maybe it can even convince you to join the Quidditch game? We so need a Keeper and there's just nobody else out there who can do it as well as you can.

Anyway. My hope-it-makes-you-smile gift:

Can anybody tell me about a man who wears clown makeup and talks kind of...strangely? I hope someone knows who I mean, I didn't get his name.

hello, i'm not sure if i'm using this thing correctly but i'm horribly lost and i was wondering if anyone could help me out and maybe tell me where i am. i'd be ever so grateful.

This city lost my Angel.

I'm tired of hiding from Greyback, I think something needs to be done about him.

I'm not sure what but something.

And I think if anyone gets to kill him, it should be one of us. Not some one who has no connection to him at all. Someone who doesn't understand what he is capable of.

As some of you may or may not know, Annie Wheaton has moved from your hotel and is now residing at the children's shelter I run, The Sanctuary. While her special needs were explained to me, I'm afraid I'm currently at a bit of a loss.

Recently, she has drawn several pictures which seem to depict horses, as well as others with specific colors being obviously dominant. (Black, white, red, and an off-white color that it's somewhat difficult to properly describe.) Each of these pictures has a rather ominous theme to them, in my opinion, but I thought perhaps they might be something which sounds familiar to one of you? Perhaps something she's seen within the Hyperion?

If anyone has any insight or information, or perhaps even a suggestion on how to possibly gather more information from Annie herself, it would be appreciated.

I… think he’s gone.

Superman.

He’s gone.

Why couldn’t Zod have gone away instead? It’s not fair.

If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him - Voltaire

Well, this city just got a whole lot more interesting. And by interesting, I mean deadlier and possibly even more frightening than before.

( Filtered to Bartleby )

I never asked this before, but why when I try to call home, the number's disconnected?

The drums are getting louder and louder.

I need something to calm them.

I hate this, being stuck in one place. Even when I was in the alternate universe I travelled.

I hate being forced to stay.