PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

Attention: People of Los Angeles. I, Vincent Ivanolastnme have an announcement to make.

Heather Mason and I are now engaged!

ETA: Okay, okay, it's not THAT Heather Mason. Geeze, calm down people.



That is all.

Bela is here. Who are we gonna get next? Ruby? Fucking Lilith? Or, hey, maybe even Yellow Eyes himself?

Man, I'm pissed.

...could someone please explain to me where I am?

Or even better how I got here?

Wow. I am so glad I landed here. This is so exciting.

Pity that sarcasm can't show up in texted words.

mmm...what happened? ...Whatever it was, I don't feel sick anymore! My head still feels strange, but it must be just a side effect of being healthy so quick! Now what was I doing before.....oh! I still want waffles.

Landors,

I'm ready now for whenever you wanna meet.

This place is still messed up though, Did you know it was 2005.

I'm looking for something.

Small, sometimes cheeky, and quite useful for opening doors.

I need help finding a place.

Anyone want to go to Magic Mountain with me? I'm dying to go on this.

I think I might have to do this thing soon, don't worry, it'll be fine.

But I think I might be gone for a few days. But before I go I wanted to, well, take you somewhere. Are you free tonight?

So I need to shop. And don't know my way around here, or where any good clothing stores are.

Help?

Well, I might be leaving very soon, but I didn't want to leave a quick farewell note and depart. That should be the way I must carry myself, but not the one I chose. I'm still not sure when, so please don't ask. All I wanted to admit is that I'm not fully human. Some among you already know what I mean thank you for the support while those who don't and would like me to explain this can ask.

Thank you for accepting me and made me feel so welcome. If I could return to visit, I would.

What a terrible night for a curse...

An evening stroll, yes, that sounds nice.

When I wasn't here, you looked after Dawn, right?

You are not going to let him force you into some bullocksy situation where you'll only end up getting killed.

I'm going. You stay back, watch your cartoons, and relax like the good girl that you are.

Is there anyone here that's good with dream interpretation?

I had a strange dream last night. It started with me sitting down at a desk, and I was drawing meaningless little doodles. Suddenly without warning the entire place collapsed. I looked up, and noticed the entire city of Los Angeles was on fire. I walked around the remains of the city, and saw demons ripping apart people...eating their flesh.

As I continued to walk, for some reason the demons and creatures began to follow me. I soon came across a large gate which had an angel standing before it. He handed me a key, and it was hot to the touch. I took the key, and put it into my pocket. Then I noticed a tower in the middle of the city. Without saying a word, I made my way to the top of the tower. The demons were still following me. I looked down, and saw nothing but the abyss staring at me. I leaned forward in order to fall, but three of the demons stopped me.

The city burned to the ground. The entire world soon started to burn. Everything died.

I remember at the end of the dream I was forced to be the God of this new and desolate world.


Then I woke up.

I didn't think L.A. was supposed to be this creepy. And I'm not just talking about the vampires.

Who the hell drugged my brother?

I have thought about this for as long as I can remember, what I would say when I finally found you. I never did find the right words. Then I discovered other truths about your life, and understood that meeting you was not likely to happen.

And now you are here.

I hope you can forgive my unease. I would like to meet you, it has been an ageless wish of a child to know his parents. I would like you to meet my wife, as well.

Whenever you are ready, so am I.