PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

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What just happened? Bruce? can you hear me? ... This isn't Gotham City anymore. This doesn't even look like..That isn't possible. So much for being back by six for dinner. If I wasn't in solitary before I'm gonna be now. This is so un-schway.

I have a question. It’s important.

When you jump off of something, how do you not destroy the ground or the floor or whatever it is you’re jumping onto? See, I usually don’t jump off of things because mom and dad say I shouldn’t, but the other night I jumped off a roof and I ruined the parking lot.

And is Lex Luthor evil here? He doesn’t seem very evil, not like the one I know. Am I allowed to talk to him?

I need help.

It's kind of a...personal thing, I guess.

I really don't want a lot of people knowing about it. But I don't know how to draw in the right person without telling someone, you know?

Right. Okay.

I have these...abilities. But they're dormant. I want to learn how to control them. In a way that would prevent them from taking me over.

GOKU!!! I KNOW YOU'RE SOMEHOW BEHIND THIS! WHERE ARE YOU?! WHAT SORT OF CREEPY THING CAME TO EARTH LOOKING FOR YOU THIS TIME, AND TURNED MY PERFECTLY NORMAL BACKYARD INTO THIS FILTHY PLACE??!! OH, JUST WAIT UNTIL I GET MY HANDS ON YOU!

So. Will someone please explain to me why my backyard suddenly turned into a really big city? Or why this city has such a weird name? 'Los Angeles'. I've never head of anything like it, and I'm smart enough and have seen enough places to recognize weird things when I see them. This is pretty close to the top of that list.

So, where am I? And more importantly, how do I get home?!

So, are there any other paranormal monster hunters out there? I'm thinking I need to make some new friends.

[filtered to Booth]Um yeah, remember how I was saying that I was beginning to think that wasn't King. Guess what.

We worry they are too complacent. Happy in their delusion of righteousness.

It is bad for balance.

And they stop us even from speaking to others now...sneak in with their lies and tricks and deceptions.

We say they need to be occupied.


{Filtered to Flagg}

And you promised us chaos.

I never thought I'd see the day when I would be a mother.

Shite, I'm so sc-

Kurt, where the bloody hell are you?

I love you, Gabriel.




(( Note: For the purpose of making a current thread work, this entry is meant to be back-dated. It happens after she reveals the news to Gabriel, but before her meeting with Benjamin. ))

I'm doing an article for the paper about those of you who were thrown into this city without intentionally coming here yourselves. It mostly consists of how you've been surviving, what you plan on doing next, and what you think will happen in the future. There's also background stuff.

Let me know if you'd like to be interviewed.

[Filtered to Kryptonians -- minus Zod and Superman-Prime]
Zod needs to return to the Phantom Zone as soon as possible.

"Satan" wears pink lacy panties.

Inside joke. Don't worry if you don't get it.

I don't suppose anyone knows where I might be able to find an Orb of Thesulah? I can't find one anywhere, and it's important I do find one, and fast, in that big old 'if I don't find one, a lot of innocent people might end up hurt and a really good guy might go away forever and it'd just be made of all kinds of bad' sort of way.

So... if anyone knows where I might be able to get one, I'd really appreciate a whole, whole, super duper lot.