PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

I just spent all day at a spa. It felt so much better than sitting holed up in my apartment waiting for another demon attack.

Heh. The Monarch didn't know who he was messing with. It looks like his death sent me to another Earth. I wonder what is wrong with this one.

So, er...

Exactly what is it that muggle females do when it comes to being pregnant? Shut up, I know how it happened and why it happened, thank you. I just don't know what you lot do next and since I'm stuck here, I figure I'd better get a clue and get one fast. And would anyone know why it seems to be... going a bit faster than usual here? I mean, I'm not about to drop the kid tomorrow, or even in a month for that matter, and it's not as if the situation's dire and, well, I have no real proof yet (which is why I should likely figure out how to go about obtaining some), but I feel as if this might not take nine months.

I'd just about kill for a decent healer right now, I really would. Someone who doesn't believe that stitching up your skin with a needle and thread is a good idea.

[Filtered to Tenel Ka]

Hey hon, I got a quick question for you- you know that funky light sword thing of yours that made a great job of decapitating that vamp? Well, what do you know of some crazy assed blue chick with the same kinda weapon? Talks in plural and actually tried to electrocute me.

And, if you know her, can I kill her? I don't like it when people try to electrocute me.

[Filtered to Lindsey]

Weird, crazy blue chick, going around randomly killing people and trying to kill me.

Anything to do with you and your guys?

[Filtered to Martha Jones]

Martha? What can you tell me about the Master?


[Filtered to Friends of the Doctor, excluding the Master]

We have to figure out how to get the Doctor back. I've never met the Master, but the Doctor's warned me to stay away from him- but I can't just sit back and do nothing! Does anybody know anything about the Master? Anything that might help?

You're a soul who escaped from Hell. I'm somehow supposed to catch you with a... I don't know, it kind of looks like a vibrator. I swear to God, if this thing is used I'm going to kill the Devil...

Where would you be hiding? Skeeved out sex shops are not my kind of place. Though, I guess it kind of makes sense for some guy who escaped from, you know, hell.

Maybe it's some kind of sex driven serial killer. Like Ted Bundy. That would be cool. I never get anyone famous. Leon Czolgosz really doesn't count since we'd never even heard of him.

Does anyone know where I might be able to find a police scanner? I've been trying to find one but there seems to be a shortage of them around here.

I'm looking for work. Someplace quiet. Out of the way. Where there's no trouble and no one'll think twice about looking for any if they head that way.

Nothing high class. Just someplace where I can earn some cash and get in and out without a problem.

If anyone knows anything like that, let me know. I would really appreciate it.

Heya, Will? I hope you don't have any serious plans for tonight. Because if you do? You are canceling them.

Same goes for you, too, Buff.

I'm still pretty beat up. I probably won't be much help to anyone physically over the next few days, but if you need me for any research or information in general about the supernatural, then I'm your guy.

And I'd like to apologize again for anything that I may have said or did over the past few weeks to anyone. Especially Willow. If there's anything I can do to make it up to you, let me know.

I'm definitely not supposed to be here.

The lady at the counter said someone on here could explain the 'weird crap' going on in Los Angeles, so any takers?

Since it probably sounds less ominous coming from me, I'm fine. Sorry if I had anyone worried.

I think I need a drink... or twelve.

Private, Willow
I'm glad to hear you're okay. And thanks.