PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

Hello!

Who is the dark one who fights with wood and pretty carved daggers.

She cut us. Can we kill her?

A free vacation with no idea how I got here? AWESOME!

I'm in the process of being hired over at the Daily Press. It doesn't come anything close to the Daily Planet, but I think it'll have to make do.

The editor there thought that I was strange when I told him my name though. It was an odd encounter.

Anyway! What do you guys do for fun around here? I've been thinking about doing some extracurricular cooking.

...that's manly, right?

So, Los Angeles, care to give a girl a clue? I want to know what's going on here. My phone won't call Scott home, my credit card numbers are invalid, and I happen to know for a fact that Frost International has a shipping center here, and when I went to the building, it was an accountant's office.