PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

Someone wanna tell me when Metropolis decided to look darker than the freaking city of Gotham?

Or maybe want to tell me why I was walking into the Daily Planet and now I'm in a coffee shop in what looks like Dante's Inferno?

I want answers and I want them now.

Wow, We're not feeling very nice at all. Actually, we feel kind of like a bastard. Torturing a teenage girl in a locked room isn’t a friendly thing to do, is it?

Wait…

Don’t answer that.

We already know the correct way to responds to that one.

No. No it’s not.

Oh well.

If she ends up dead We're going to ask the boss if we can leave her head on somebody’s doorstep. Guess whose?

If you send Venom or your little electric barbie doll after my cousin, we will have problems.

So, this is LA, huh?

It's everything a big city should be. The appropriate amount of sparkle, lots of big buildings, throngs of people...I guess if you've seen one, you've seen 'em all, right?

Yeah, about that. Unless I blacked out for the better part of, say, four years, it just shouldn't be 2005 yet! Or, option number two, someone lied to me when they said there was only a three-hour time difference between the City of Angels here and New York. Judging from the looks of it, I'm not the only one faced with this particular surprise.

C'mon, I know everyone says at some point that they wish they could just fast-forward through a part of their life, but this is just unnecessary.

And really, really frightening.

So I've been a jerk lately. Basically to everyone. I was in a bad place and I had a lot on my mind. There was this thing that I had to get done, which was kind of life or death, and I think took care of it, so now...well, hopefully I'll be less of an ass.

I want to start fresh.

I'm Sam Winchester. I'm a hunter, I was born in Kansas, and I have an idiot for a brother.

I was told by a man who runs this Internet Cafe that if I asked questions on here, I might get answers.

How does one go from turning out their drive way in Alaska to being in LA? I can't reach Tanya or Irina, my sisters, on their cells either. The call keeps getting dropped. Not to mention, this hideous thing with a twisted face and fangs jumped at me from an ally. Anyone have answers? He looked like he belonged in a Hollywood movie about Vampires, sadly. And then I turned him to dust. What is going on her

I prefer New York.

It's finished. All you have to do is pick it up. Name a time and place.

While I'm updating the system, are there any...extra precautions that you want me to add? Um. For your mother, I mean. I could set the cameras to track her, extra alerts in case she tries to leave, things like that? I know if it was my mother

Hey, so...

The other day, I added a bunch of stuff to the system. I'm not done recoding everything... I kind of fell behind when I started adding this new thing. It's really cool. Jack gave it to me a few days back but I didn't want to say anything until I'd gotten it right and written the program to mount it.

Basically what we've got is a program that comes equipped with a holographic map of Los Angeles. It comes equipped with a search function that lets you search for anyone in the city with a criminal record (even people not from here, like from another dimension or whatever). You search, you click, and it tells you where that person is and say... if you wanted to find that person and they're moving? I can sit here and track them while you're out finding. Cool, right?

Well, I think so. It's really easy to use and seriously useful. I spent the evening watching the local news and tracking some of the people the cops are looking for. It really works.

I think Jack wanted to keep this on a needs to know basis, so, um.... you know what to do. But I figured it'd be useful, given everything that's going on.

You lock me in a room that I can't apparate out of, and take my wand, but leave the computer. Real brilliant, yeah.

[Filtered to Harry]
Harry! This guy stole my wand and put me in some kind of room that's charmed so I can't get out. I may murder Ron the second I see him, just so you're aware.

Please help me
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I'll help you, we help people. Bollocks. Multiple people are going to get stunned when I get out of here.

[Filtered to Ron]
If you can read this, please respond. I don't know if I should be worried sick or completely livid with you. I think it's both. Please be OK. I'm going to murder Luthor I can't lose another brother
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If anyone can guess who's the top four targets on my list of people to be stunned, I'll give you a cookie, or cookies.

Susan has gone. Her TARDIS is missing, so I'm assuming it was intentional. At least when I abandoned her I said goodbye first! Please, come back for me.

I just wanted to let you know that Dean is gonna be fine. You don't have to worry about him anymore.