PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF fuck fuck fuck fuck

Who the fuck is calling me from fucking Nevada while I'm fucking playing baseball?  I've got a fucking missed call on my phone.

Called it back
a HOBO answered
it's a fucking
PAYPHONE

Thing may or may not sound completely insane, but I figure with this place as crazy as it is, maybe this is normal, maybe I haven’t gone insane.

Do Doppelgangers exist? Because there is someone running around who looks and sounds exactly like me but isn’t me. And I know I don't have some secret twin, like in the Parent Trap or something.

Has anyone else had this problem this happen, or did I - I mean we get the short straw here?

I just had a vision and let's just say I am not happy about it. Apparently Davy Jones has gotten himself turned human, and has become a hobo. Or something. Either that or he's way more insane than he was beforehand. Whatever. Point is, he has to come here, and with a quickness too if the sudden sense of urgency I'm feeling is to be trusted. Which it should be.

Is anyone out and about and possibly in the Caesar Chavez Street area? Anywhere near there will do, or further if they can get there fast. We just need to get Jones before someone else does.

Does anyone out there know how to fix an electronic thumb? Something is jamming the signal. If I can't get this thing working I don't even want to think about how long I'll be stranded here this time.

Oh, and I'm Ford. Hello and all that.

Eh. Why not? The seventh day is for resting...

Is everyone all right? Mm. I was a little busy last week.

[Hyperion]

Sooo... did I miss anything important?

I must say, this is a bit odd. Still, it seems to be the custom, and when in Rome...

Hello, I'm the Doctor, and I appear to have mis-navigated somewhere along the way and lost Peri. That's troubling. Would somebody be so kind as to tell me what year it is?

I don't know why I'm here, but I'm sure that if I spent some time researching the situation I might be able to find a few answers. I'm making a list of the things that I already know.

1. I can't apparate out of here.
2. I can't physically walk past the city limits.
3. There are strange people here who look like those that I know, but aren't them.
4. People are being yanked here from all over whether they want to come here or not.

I'm still stuck on a portkey crossed with a time turner being responsible, but I'm not really very sure if combining the two is even possible. If only I could find a decent library stocked with books on both subjects. I've yet to find anything, but I've only been looking for a few hours. I'll have to pick up the pace a little.

If anyone has any information that I can use in order to contribute to my research then that would be very much appreciated.