PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

Seriously? I always did hate war movies.

Ffffff. Look, has anybody seen a short mouthy English chick around? Short hair, smoker, talks like a fuckin chav? Answers to Allie, Pyro or Bitchtits? Probably seen lightin' random shit on fire somewhere? I mean, I ain't worried or nothing, just wondering. I was gonna drag her to my game but she's not calling me back.

Guess that means I got an extra ticket, who calls it?

Give me something to do. I'm going batshit crazy and me going crazy is so not a good thing. Just, anything. Give me something to do, please and thank you.

God, I hate you all.

Okay, everyone. Things are starting to relax a bit now. I'm no longer on a warpath.

As a result, I am lifting the 'no going out alone' restriction. I would strongly prefer that you go out with someone, but I'll grant that it's not always possible.

HOWEVER. The two-hour contact rule still applies. There is a sign-out book by the front doors. Sign out when you leave, sign in when you get back. When the security program is finished, this will be moot, but for now, stick with it. If we don't know you're missing, we can't come and save you.

Any questions?