PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

Haa.

Whomever figured that the afterlife would be this complicated. Was this the goddesses way of punishing me for not quite believing in a higher power? I never imagined it would look so... odd. What a way to go.

I would have hoped for the better, you know. At least to put up a better fight in battle. And now, what to do with myself. Do I spend the rest of the after life re-evaluating that battle?

Shit, at least Denver wasn't this fucking bad. How do you people deal with the traffic here? And to make it all worse, I'm honestly down on twenty-five bucks. Fate really enjoys kicking me in the teeth, apparently.

And also likes to laugh in my face for even thinking I could crawl out of this city quick enough. Guess not. How the hell am I going to make it to the other side of the country, with this little cash?

Whatever, at least someone is out of my hair. It'd be easier if that bastard paid me off. That fucker.

complicated

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changes&changes - better or worse ?

Okay. You people are weird. (I reckon you knew that.) I'm glad Mantis is back. I'm gonna go hang out in his room, away from all the crazy people. I want Mom back.

No, I didn't take no candy from strangers. There was this guy outside, and he was acting all lost, so I figured he was probably a new arrival type, but he weren't. He was just nuts. Then he pulled a vibroblade or something on me, so I whipped out my wrench and whacked him in the shins with it. Think I might've broke something, cause there was this nasty crack and he started freaking out! But he got what he deserved, you know.

Crazy earth-people. I en't never leaving the hotel again at this rate.

I think it's time to get a new mini-disc player. Mine didn't survive the trip here.
I'd also like to have a bite of potato and beef stroganoff.

Anyone have a suggestion?

ALRIGHT SO

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Isn't this situation just special.

Now look. I don't particularly know who is in charge here, but I better be getting two return tickets home pretty darn fast. I know, I know, how can I possibly turn down such an opportunity? I must be crazy! Well, given that I didn't go to school to be David Copperfield and I am, in fact, allergic to anything to do with Siegfried and Roy, this abrupt appearance here just isn't in my chosen bag of tricks or part of my daily routine. So, as much as I hate, just hate with all my heart, to be a poor sport, this really isn't going to work for me.

So. Take me to your leader. Beam me up Scotty. Whatever works for you.

This might be a bit of a stupid question, but I know this place isn't exactly normal so I was just wondering if say someone had died where you came from, is there any chance they could end up here and not be? I know people seem to be coming from different points in time so I figured it was possible I just wanted to check.

Has it happened to anyone here?