PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

A question, please humour me and tell me in your opinion: What is the hardest thing to do?

Thanks. That's all.

[Lucifer]

I don't have to explain you what I'll do with the hedgehogs, do I? You must have guessed what the Plan is.

Any idea in how Wonder Woman knows me? Forget it.

I finally got a broom to fly correctly, it looks like. It still needs some testing. Ron? Ginny? Come test this thing. I think I've gotten it right this time, though. I sort of tried testing it myself, and I think I have a slight concussion. I'll duplicate the spell on other brooms as soon as I'm sure this one came out right.

.... Seriously?

Sometimes this place makes me miss Smallville, and that’s so not normal. I mean, you could sit around in Smallville and look at a cow for two days straight and not be attacked by a vampire during your viewing. You could drink coffee and steal cookies without being interrupted by some crazy lady screaming about the two headed dog living in her basement. Sure, Luthor made the town suck with his evil little schemes and his catching me and sticking me in that electrocuting glass thing that almost killed me. Thanks a lot Lex, that was really a great time. But still. It was tamer than this lunatic asylum.

Maybe I should have stayed in the hotel instead of seriously pissing off the old guy with his so called priceless artifacts. No wonder he kept them in that case, they’re retarded and I think they kill people and make them go crazy. I brought it back and then some guy randomly jumps out the window and some lady has a heart attack in the lobby, and the receptionist falls and breaks both of her arms. This guy on the second floor is throwing furniture out the window and his wife’s having a tea party in the hallways with a stuffed animal.

Does anybody else in this hotel notice this? I think I should give the old guy his mask back...

Look...I need to ask you something.

You're the only one that'll understand. I know it's weird...I just need to know.

I can't believe I'm doing this. If I keep doing what I've been doing, I'm going to get caught.

Anyone have a job opening?

Anywhere?

I'm pretty agile, I'm fairly strong, and I know how to read, write, and do math.

Anyone. Any takers.

Look, Sammy, I'm sure Demon Girl has been complaining to you about us getting down to business.

Me and you, we're still doing the same job we always have, all right?

And by the way I'm working on landing us an extremely hot chick some help.

God, I'm bored.

Anybody want to have a party? I can bring the booze.

Points if a fight erupts.