PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

So, I'm stuck at Jaina's place, with nary a clue as to what's going on. My questions therefore begin with "just what is going around here?!"

What devilry is this? Do all men in this place explode into dust when dispatched?

Hello, my name is Alex Drake and I was just wondering... this might sound a little odd, but is anyone expecting me? Am I meant to be working somewhere, helping someone, anything like that? Honestly, I'm not completely bonkers, I've just... had a bit of an accident and I seem to have forgotten what exactly I'm doing here. So, if anyone has been expecting an Alex Drake, that's me!

Pathetic humans.

Well, this is certainly an interesting turn of events. Not only am I in a place I had not intended to be, but in a different time as well. I am not worried, though.

I'm sure I can manage to turn this situation to my advantage. I always do. My name is Milton Fine.