PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

Fine. I've accepted the fact that my best friend has gone all darkside. I don't want to, but I know that I have to, so there it is. Now, the real question here is, what are we going to do about it? How do we fix this? I want Willow back.

Someone silence that beast before I end it.

... know i was on my way to the burrow with harry a few minutes ago. i came home after work, then went to harry's. then we both left for dinner with mum, dad, ron and hermione...and...now i'm here? in america? on one of these things...what are they called again?

george? if this is your idea of a joke? it's not funny, and i'm going to get you.

Considering the fact I moved here to get away from everyone in...my word ? what you would know as Harry Potter universe.

I am, um...how would you Americans put it, pissed off? Fucking pissed off? That they keep turning up here!

Maybe if I pretend to go 'Slytherin' on them they'll go away.

And if one of them calls me wolf, or makes some other stupid remark - I am FEEDING them to a vampire!!! Any takers?

[ooc: Lavender is in a bad mood since she is soon to become a full werewolf - only she doesn't know it. All she knows is she is angry and everything and pretty much EVERYONE :o]

Bloody hell....

James Sirius Potter!!!
I don't know how... I don't know why... but I'm certain this is your fault somehow and you FIX IT RIGHT NOW!!!!

This human world is just as I remember it. Except for all of the supernatural occurences in one place. Quite a few with power and quite a few without. Interesting.

Are these things called vampires and demons supposed to be intimidating? Because they are not. They are weak and ineffectual.

You know, this looks amazingly like somewhere that is not my bedroom. In fact, it doesn't even look like my city. I've been in strange places before, but usually I have at least a tad bit of forewarning, first. At least enough warning for me to change out of my jim-jams.

I'd love an explanation for this.

Someone like to tell me where in the hell my son is?

The first munchkin that shows up and starts singing is getting punched in the face.

I don't want to see any Wizard, I don't care whether I'm in Kansas or not, I just wanna see my girlfriend.

This is not Alderaan.

My sister and my best mate are destined to get married. They have kids. Some of those kids are here. They're calling me uncle.

So here's what I want to know: am I allowed to be freaking out right now? Even a little? Raise of hands? Or, you know, comments.

Okay, I'm definitely pissed off now! Seriously.. what the fuck? Did someone turn my bag into a portkey? I shouldn't even be here.

Not in this place, not in this time. Someone better give me answers! I demand an explanation for this bullshit. Immediately.