PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

Man, someone needs to find me some ghosts. These vampires are getting boring.

This city is about to be faced with an issue that makes the loss of the sun seem mild.

I don't suppose there's anyone else out there capable of fighting a Sith? I'll even settle for someone who might be aware what a Sith is, in fact. Just some kind of hope in this karking place, that's all I'm asking for at this point.

... what in the name of crushing black holes is Star Wars?

Better yet, how does anyone from this planet know a thing about my family's history?

This might or might not be an odd question...but does anyone here know how to lift curses or reverse spells? It's really important.