Amazing. I never knew darkness could last so long. I'd like to know who did this, and don't give me that BS reason of "Oh, the stars are a bit out of orbit, perfectly natural, it'll be fine" excuse. Not that I'm complaining, this way I don't have to look at unattractive people. I think I'll like it here.
My name is Damien Thorn. I have a company.. Thorn Industries. Maybe I can manage to set up a branch here. But I'll see how that goes. Fun first. Speaking of, what do you all do for that around here?