PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

Having fun yet?

Ok, y'wanna know another reason this whole thing sucks on ice?  I was kinda emailing this guy who's got a little amateur baseball team deal goin' on, and they fuckin' cancelled tryouts 'cause of the sun's gone.  See, now it's personal.  I was really, really lookin' forward to that.  I ain't played real baseball (y'know, the kind with an actual ball and bases and shit instead of somebody's skull and a handful of cap points) in more'n a year.

Oh, you brilliant, brilliant humans!
Although the words 'rift in the fabric of the universe' is rather worrying, I still applaud the effort!