When I heard that L.A. was in some dire straights, this wasn't exactly what I had in mind. What in the name of the Goddess herself
happened to this place? It looks almost as bad as Sunnydale, except it isn't a giant crater in the ground. Which, I guess, is kinda good since people are still living here and it'd be really not so good if they were all dead because the place imploded.
Had an earthquake. That's what I meant. Because that is so what happened to Sunnydale. Big, giant, honking earthquake. Complete with the aftershocks and everything.
Oh! Introduction! Right. I'm Willow Rosenberg. And, I guess I'm new here. Well, not
new new, on account of me having been to L.A. before a few times, but I'm new enough to make an introduction and, well, I guess that's it. It's nice to meet you all! In a completely computer sort of way, of course.