PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

Jaina.

You really did look rather serious, my dear. Were you so worried that I'd snatch Luke right out from under your nose? Please-- I'm far more interested in watching you all scramble. I'd much rather wait until you've taken all the precautions you can. Claiming him, breaking your family, will be all the sweeter, then.

Lord Vader, you've really allowed them to tame you. It's really a shame--- you have such power, going all unused. Your Sith Master truly taught you nothing; has the Sith way truly lost so much in the years since I reigned? I hope he suffered in dying.

Umm.. Thank you for everything, Charlie-san. It was really very nice of you, especially since we don't actually know one another. Though I'm given to understand that you know Soubi-san, so I guess that makes sense. I don't really have any way to pay you back. I'm not actually old enough to apply for a legal job.

Arthur-san. There are some very dangerous people around here, I hear. And not in the usual way (kidnappers and thieves and murderers and the like), so um. Please be careful?

I wonder if 'Kaasan misses me. She's probably relieved; no constant hospital visits with me not there.

It feels weird, staying with Soubi-san. There's something odd about him. He refers to Ritsuka-san very, very respectfully for him being a college student and Ritsuka-san being my age.

I have some wonderful news! I have remarried. I never thought I would find love again after Lana.. but there comes a time in a man's life when he has to pick up the broken pieces of his heart, put it together, and move on. It wasn't easy.

We're a perfect match. I have money and looks, she has the brains.. and she doesn't look too bad, either. I fully look forward to consumating our vows. I'm sure it will be a night she can remember. Or I should say, many nights. It's a dream come true.

So, who is the new "Lex girl"? Come on, we all know she's more than that! But alright, I admit I'm teasing, holding you all in suspense. I'm just so... pleased and happy, you know? And also... how they say.. satisfied.

And now comes the time when I reveal her identity. We wanted to tell everyone about our relationship before, but.. well, you know how rivals are. They somehow can't let go of the past. My mate, my bride, the soon-to-be mother of my children, the woman who has me for life.. is......

CHLOE LUTHOR.