PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

Definitely feeling good today. Except for the big bruise on the side of my fa

[ooc: future-dated to tomorrow afternoon, as I'm sure he'll be sane by then.]

I'm not much of a speeches to the masses man myself and God knows there'll be fifty posts on this board about both sides of this before I get this posted. Some'll have all the information you think you need, some'll support it, some will declare it a disaster in the making and some'll just be mocking you.

But for those of you tossing aside the morality concerns, not caring about changing parts of you that might make you too different to remain here - because we're all here for a reason and you go changing what these powers thought you were, what they thought you could do, they might well throw you right back to where you were and maybe you think even that'll be an improvement back in your own worlds, but you don't know that - think about this.

In the end, none of you, not even the woman behind this, knows what this'll do in this world. Things happen here that shouldn't happen in a lot of the worlds we know, like people coming back from the dead for starters. Most of you have seen this things you know be turned upside down by a person who shouldn't exist or a spell that shouldn't do what it does or abilities that shouldn't have failed you but did because someone affected them.

This isn't the world of these pits and there are higher powers - the Powers That Be, the Senior Partners, God times two - stronger than nearly everyone in this city, some who won't take kindly to their good guys losing all their super powers and some who might decide this is the best way to turn more of this city into evil. Only an egocentric maniac will sit there and say that they know, despite never being here with their miracle cure, that this'll work here just as it's supposed to there.

And so help me God, I'll tranq and lock up every last person I know who tries to get in these things.

Oh! So you're all having problems with each other, eh?

I know how to solve them easily enough.

Cage matches, anyone?

So! I had a challenged issued. Well, not really issued, but it seemed like a fun suggestion so I decided to do it. But, anyways, I have a challenge to associate people with nursery rhymes. I don't have one for everyone, but I figured I would do a few key people that I've seen and/or know about this place.

So, for your viewing pleasure and a few laughs that we've been sadly missing, the city in rhyme!

( peter petrelli - various jacks )

( sarah petrelli - little bo-peep )

( niki sanders - old woman who lives in a shoe )

( adam monroe - the crooked man )

( xander harris - georgie porgie )

( the lion & the unicorn - YOU GUYS PICK! I couldn't decide who was fighting more! )

( dean winchester - simple simon )

And the one who started it all:

( sam winchester - the girl with the curl )

what the hell did I take last ni
Los Angeles? How the
if I miss another differential, House is going to

Alright. I don't know what the hell is wrong with the website for Continental, but why can't I book a flight for Newark? The dates keep saying it's 2006.

Everybody stop yelling at each other. Please? Pretty please? We're all trying our best in our own ways. Why does everyone have to get so mad?

What the hell.

[Filtered to Faith]
Put your friend on a leash. Preferably a short one. That's all I'm gonna say.

This is definitely not my L.A. Not one bit.


[ooc: posted as Nick Reilly]

I have been reading a good deal of this, debate and declined from speaking, but bad feeling is being caused and that is good for no one.

So for what it is worth, this is one persons opinion from a lot of experiance, as a Jedi as a soilder and as a Queen. You cannot solve all problems without casulties. This is a fact. I have seen many wars and many political coups as well as more than one random crazy who will not ever change and who cannot ever be helped. To believe they can be helped tends to loose more lives.

 Of course, the last resort should be to kill, but it is not always possible to do otherwise, and to believe it is is in my opinion impossibly naieve.

I will not insult anyone that makes the choice not to take a life. But to insult others that will and that have for whatever reason is foolish and uncalled for. But the point I wished to make based on what I have seen here and at home is this. People will do anything, anything for those they love, people will defend them against all others to protect them, This is a basic truth of any sentient being with an ounce of goodness within them, Is this not a good thing? An admirable trait.

 For my part, I have taken lives. Many lives. So I speak from experiance.

I have taken life in war and in peace time, lives of a species called the Yuuzhan Vong, Beings that would have done anything to see the governments and people of worlds in my home Galaxy fall so that they could impose their will and their Gods on us, I watched as they took the Galactic Capital and tried to rebuild it in the image of their lost homeworld, I lost friends to them, for a time lost Jacen, I have taken the lives of Nobles who tried to take my throne from me, who tried to take the lives of myself and my daughter. But equally I have chosen to spare lives when it serves the greater good. Lives of men who engineered a nano attack against my ship. These men used my fathers DNA to target my family, many died, Allana and I escaped because... because we were warned in time... And yet, these men I spared to ensure peace, to finally end a war, their lives were in my hands and I assure you I wanted them dead.

So in truth, Arguing this is pointless and should cease because both sides are defending their own in their own way. And neither will back down, because again it is a matter of defending those they love.

It seems the Lux has undergone some changes while I've been away.

Well. I am Lucifer Morningstar. This is my establishment. You may remain here, in the positions that you were hired for.

That said, who are you and what do you do in my club?

Oh, bloody hell.

[ooc: Because of Hermione. xD]

SEX WILL GIVE YOU FUCKING LIFE.

Which of you out there thinks you can put up a good fight on the streets?

It's like being back home all over again, and it all strikes me as no less ridiculous and unnecessary here than it did back there. The only thing I can hope is that these angels don't start eating people for the fun of it. There are some delights of home that I would rather leave there.

[ooc: Blame Briege. She is an enabler. And this.]


It's going to be awfully hard to find a virgin in Los Angeles. Not to mention one who actually wants to be pregnant. Not that it matters what they want

Save me the trouble and list yourselves here.

[ooc: this is literally the early a.m. of the 1st, after the conclusion of this. Posting now as this thread won't be done rightthissecond but plot can move forward from here!]


Anyone concerned with or involved with the demon known as Azazel doesn't have to worry about him anymore. He's been taken out and won't bother any of you folks again.

( [filtered to family & friends + Ruby & Castiel] )

( [filtered to Ruby] )

( [filtered to Castiel] )

( [filtered to Sam] )

Nothing like being covered in blood and guts to make you wish for a vacation from what really should be a vacation. I'm stuck in Los Angeles, there is no way I should have this much to complain about.

[Filtered to Trance]
Be careful walking around in the front hallway. I think I lost control of the telekensis... stuff started exploding when I walked through the door and there was some glass mixed in there. I cleaned it up, but knowing me, there's probably still some left. I don't want you to hurt yourself.

Sorry I haven't been around the apartment much. I think I really do need a break.

Is there anyone who actually likes it here, or is at least content to the fact that we are just trapped here like lab rats or something? I can't help but feel like this is all a sick game, like one of those gross Saw movies or something.

The computers here are so slow! How do you survive?!

So much sadness lately. Why is everyone so down? It's been a really nice few days! Get out! Enjoy the sunlight! Marvel at what apparently counts as fall around here!

Do you know what's worse than a demon or a vampire that runs around killing people?

A person who does it. It's sick.

People who murder other people don't deserve to live.

[ooc: *Sarah doesn't include Lindsey in this, no matter where he works, so he can see this!]

Peter proposed.

I said yes, obviously. We're getting married!

I hate the world.

Suicide needs to not be a mortal sin.

5:1 For we know that if our earthly house of this tabernacle were dissolved, we have a building of God, an house not made with hands, eternal in the heavens.
5:2 For in this we groan, earnestly desiring to be clothed upon with our house which is from heaven:
5:3 If so be that being clothed we shall not be found naked.
5:4 For we that are in this tabernacle do groan, being burdened: not for that we would be unclothed, but clothed upon, that mortality might be swallowed up of life.
5:5 Now he that hath wrought us for the selfsame thing is God, who also hath given unto us the earnest of the Spirit.
5:6 Therefore we are always confident, knowing that, whilst we are at home in the body, we are absent from the Lord:
5:7 (For we walk by faith, not by sight:)
5:8 We are confident, I say, and willing rather to be absent from the body, and to be present with the Lord.
--2 Corinthians 5:1-8

Take comfort. They're all in a better place.

Okay, who's in charge of this Apocalypse solving thing? Like, if I talked to someone who maybe might have helped, who the hell am I supposed to talk to, because I am not figuring this out by myself. And I don't want to deal with it by myself either.

Sick, sick, sick.

It's only the mind coming to light.

Don't ya'll wish you'd gone to confession now?

With people here from multiple realities and multiple times, the Apocalypse or Armageddon - or whatever term you might use to describe apocalyptic events - aren't rare. Every culture has tales of them, myth or reality. Out there, someone or more than one person experienced the near or actual end of the world. I've seen it talked about or referenced more than once. Now I'd like to hear the details.

The events don't unnecessarily have to involve the Four Horsemen - anything that was the supposed 'the end of the world as you knew it' counts, especially the near misses and how they were stopped in your times and worlds and universes.

Tell me about your experiences.

There's a man that poisoned the water. He was responsible for the oil spill at the beach as well. I saw him, but... It wasn't like most people. I'm not sure how to describe it. It was hard to get a grasp on the individual. The events were more solid.

Anyone who has healing experience in some capacity, whether it be twenty years of medical school or basic first aid, please respond here. I'm thinking it'd be a good idea to know who can be of some sort of help with the sick showing up en mass at the moment.

{filtered to Anakin and Padmé Skywalker}
Kathy is sick. She wants to see me. I know I'm supposed to ask permission or whatever, but to be honest I'm coming to see her whether it's okay or not. She's the closest thing I have to a daughter, so I'm sure you both can understand.

I'm thinking I'll likely be there in the next hour or so. Just have to wrap up a few things here, first. And, while I'm thinking about it, is anyone else sick? Should I bring Peter with me, maybe? I don't want to walk into an entire freaking epidemic.

It's imploding. It's all imploding.

We were supposed to stop it.

It can't happen again. I don't want it to happen again. I'm so sick of fighting.

Oh, as usual, dear.

They really know how to make an entrance, don't they? You should all calm the fuck down and enjoy the beauty of it.

( Cut. )

Is this supposed to be funny?

[ooc: because a) i'm an ass and b) sam is an idiot and can't stay away from the internet).

Getting caught in the heat of the moment is NOT a valid excuse to cheat on one's girlfriend.

I'm sorry.

Merlin, I'm so sorry.

STOP MAKING WISHES ABOUT SAM.

Just to be clear on this, why am i being threatened over this situation? It wasn't my fault, I just grant the wishes!

He's gone away!

Someone come and kill me before he comes back.

So many Sams! This is ridiculous!
But I think I can cross this evil one off my list...
I hope.

I think it's time for a little confession.

Don't you?