PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

Okay...

This whole no sun thing is really starting to get on my nerves.

All right, so fill me in, what do I need to do to help out around here?

Adam? Where the hell are you at?

Anyone else want to give me some helpful hints? Because if I have to scorch another vampire with a fireball spell, I'm going to go insane. If I have to send another demon packing, I'm going to definitely be calling Lucas to get his ass out here and then call the damn Cortez Cabals for some help. Which, if you think about it, is probably not one of my best ideas.

Holy shit, Adam why didn't you tell us that it was this bad here? I mean, seriously!

Your mom and Robert sent me to check up on you, but anyways, what the hell is with the creepy crawlies? And you'd think that the Cabals would have something to say about this. Especially since it draws a little more attention to certain things than they'd want. Lucas, possibly, will be here soon for help.

But how long has this been going on? Fill me in people.

Oh, I'm Paige Winterbourne by the way.