PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

I have a delima. I need a New York style pizza in Los Angeles. Right now. I never thought I'd say this but I actually miss home. Okay-maybe not so much the Foot showing up every two seconds. But the fact that I could get a pizza at two in the morning, was amazing.

I'm living in your sewers underground. You've probably seen me in the local pizza joint. I wear a disguise but a trench coat really doesn't hide it. I'm a genetically enhanced mutant turtle.

Raph? I love you. Okay, now I know something's not right.

Woah, this isn't New York. This time I really was trying to get back..Not my fault the plane went the wrong way..! Oh man, this can't be good. Raph, Mikey, Donnie? This probably happened because I failed maybe it's a sign. Anyone?