PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

Okay.. what the Hell?? No, seriously. They still have losers that are allowed to drive in this city? What, do they just give out free licenses now? Goddammit. That stupid, SUV whore, that extremely overpaid, gas guzzling motherfu I guess they don't have turn signals on cars anymore. Or even look to see if someone is right there. Damn! Fucking idiots.

..... okay, I'm okay. I'm fine. I didn't get hit. But I could have been! Just a split second, just one tiny, tiny inch and I'd have been.. roadkill. Could have. But wasn't. Alright, so here's what happened. It was a red light. I was about to cross, then that piss-ant moron came around the corner at like 50 mph, nearly got me if I hadn't jumped back in time. I swear, if I ever saw them in public, if I ever do, I'm gonna But no worries. It's all good! Really. Because I got the license plate. And I have a computer.. and know a few friends with computers. Who can access the DMV. Ohh.. dude.. you are SO busted. You just wait. You deserve to die very painfully. Three times. Run and hide, you sonofab

You know I'm really starting to think people join the LAPD these days just because they want the badge. To bad I can't make these young guys do laps or 200 push ups right now for giving a superior officer (aka me) attitude.

Well, I never thought I'd say this but it seems like Los Angeles has changed a lot, since I was last here.

Hard to say if it was for better or worse, I guess only time will tell there.