PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

Guess I should make a point of asking. Anyone from Gotham?

For that matter. I'm thinking about hanging out my shingle here to see if I can make some pro-bono points. Anyone looking for legal representation? Top of my class at Harvard, made law review, Gotham City District Attorney...

Los Angeles, the famed city of angels. It's unfortunate that a city once so grand and full of life is falling apart at the seams. That's why my company and I are stepping up to help rebuild. We'll start with the downtown area then work our way out, first removing the rubble and the beyond-repair, then reconstructing and erecting new buildings. The blueprints my teams have assembled can be found for the public to view on Wayne Enterprise's website.

My name is Bruce Wayne and I look forward to entering into many business ventures with the people and companies of this city.

I swear to god I'll take the whole goddamn city of Los Angeles to court, if someone doesn't tell me what the hell is going on.

Kidnapping is a federal offense.