My head hurts so much... and I woke up with a sock in my mouth, though I can't be sure to whom it belongs to because I tucked it in my pocket when I had to go vomit. At least nothing is written on my forehead (I saw that on television, that this happens sometimes when you pass out drunk around your friends).
Trev/Ratbarf/ZJ - I will be over after I'm finished with the vomiting. With my hair (did I really type that last night? Oh god, I don't remember typing half these things).
Michael - if you remember last night, I am SO SORRY for teasing you
about being kinda gay about things. I think the world of you, I would never want to say anything mean to you sober. My mouth just kind of did not connect with my brain due to large amounts of alcohol.
Allison - I think the sock is yours.
Unless Michael wears girl socks, or unless there are sock monsters along with all the rest of the monsters in this crazy town Hi. I hope you're having a good day and all that. Sorry I passed out. I think we were having some kind of meaningful moment right before my head hit the keyboard. I promise our date will be better!
LOVE YOU GUYS.
Now I know why in English this is called the 'hang over'. Gonna go stick my head over the bowl AGAIN