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Ffffff. Look, has anybody seen a short mouthy English chick around? Short hair, smoker, talks like a fuckin chav? Answers to Allie, Pyro or Bitchtits? Probably seen lightin' random shit on fire somewhere? I mean, I ain't worried or nothing, just wondering. I was gonna drag her to my game but she's not calling me back.

Guess that means I got an extra ticket, who calls it?

At first, this city was a bit overwhelming but it has turned out to be such a brilliant place! I would love to see the inner workings of one of those horseless carriages to see how such a thing is possible. The pulley system must be incredibly complex to get the carriage to go so quickly. And the king who owns the tavern that serves the delicious sandwhiches! From his picture on the wall he seems to be a kind and smiling man.

I wish I could stay, if duty wasn't so important.

I don't suppose anyone has developed a way in which some of us can get home yet, have they?

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I can not believe I am about to ask this. Does anybody have any jobs available at the moment that they need filled? I am fast running out of funds for living in this squalor lovely motel.

I wonder how long you thought you could hide this from me before I took notice.

SOMEONE JUST TRIED TO EAT MY BLOODY NECK.

Jack.. Where are you? Has this happened to you? Are all the people here like this?!

I don't think King approves of my being corporeal. I've told him that I'll be fine, but of course he seems to think that I'm as helpless as the small girl I resemble. I don't think it matters how often I tell him that I'm not going to marry him; he's still going to treat me as if I'm his wife.

At least I got a second set of Nightmare Candies, so if I have to send out the first set I'll have a backup. I also got in a few Lovers' Butterflies, which I'd forgotten about. I'm sure they'll come in useful here.

Pirates, Time Lords, and Gundam Pilots, oh my!

Should I say something? I don't particularly want military to be called in over a 'possible threat', especially since we don't mean any harm.

The Mobile Suits---they're not.. I mean, no one has anything to worry about.

I don't believe this. I don't bloody believe this at all. Of all the strange things that have happened to me, I would honestly think that this has to be the most bizarre thing in the world. One minute I had Jack handcuffed to his ship. (For good reasons, mind you. Very good reasons. I do feel bad for doing it, and I do hope he's all right. But there are sacrifices that just have to be made.) And the next I'm. Well, I'm here, aren't I? Except I don't quite know where here is. Could somebody please tell me what is going on? I'm Elizabeth Swann, if this helps in any way. I highly doubt it does, though.