PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

What is it with so many of you pretending to be super heroes?

If you're so super than why are we all stuck here? If you were real super heroes you would have gotten us all out of here by now!

I think the sun coming back is some sort of miracle. Cause I was finally able to turn back to bot form. Yeah, so, it only lasted for an hour, but at least it happened.

Y'all complain too much. Just suck it up and deal with it. It's just water. It'll only hurt you if you're that Wicked Witch of the West or whatever.

Man, someone needs to find me some ghosts. These vampires are getting boring.

HELLO? AM I USING THIS COMPLOOTER PROPERLY?

Pety little humanoids with your pety little games, but some of you are not human, are you? Oh no, no, no. So much more, so much brighter. Some of you have chaos that follows you around like puppies, lost on their way. Pretty pretty energies.

Mmm..who should I thank for the chaos?

Pretty pretty little sounds...pretty pretty little creatures. Pity, it's such a pity that you're all so weak.

Mmm..chaos. Must love it. Embrace it, love love, love. Give me more.


((OOC note: -facepalm-I apologize ahead of time for Wanda's insanity. She manifests herself in several ways inside of my head...her..insanity is one of the big ones. And I love it. It's like she's got a double personality..))

Why did he send me flowers? Why did he send Skyfire flowers? If this is some Autobot plot, I'm not falling for it! Leave Skyfire out of your machinations! I'll rip out your vocal processor!

I want the sky back. I'm not meant for the ground like this. I can't I'm losing my mind. I'm a Seeker, not some boring land-bound bot.

I want to scream. This is

It's too much.


Give me back my wings.

Happy Valentines Day for tomorrow, is it? I didn't even know it existed but I went to the store and there were pretty heart balloons everywhere. I asked the man what they were for and he laughed at me until he realized I actually was being serious. It sounds like a lovely day, really. Does anyone want to be my Valentine? I was just wondering - everyone seems to be getting into the whole swing of it.

I... am not supposed to be here. I only walked out a door, that was all. I was going to speak with my brother, and then... this. I've never heard of anyone with the ability to send another away, to another place, to another time. I don't belong in this city. Or in this year, to be completely truthful.

And some disgusting creature had the nerve to attack me last night. He’s no longer with us because of his stupidity . He, well… he turned to dust when I squeezed too hard. I do believe I accidently ripped his head off. It served him right, though.